This Thing We Call 'Love' |Slumptacion

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Jahseh Onfroy

I was awoken by my mom jumping on my bed screaming, " Merry Christmas!" In my face.

I sat up slowly and yawned, " Merry Christmas."

Stokeley groaned next to me," Its too early for this." He sat up rubbing his eyes.

" Get up lovebirds, Faith and Royalty are here to eat breakfast and open presents," My mom smiled.

"Mom, cant we wait until like noonish?" I yawned.

" Jahseh, its eleven thirty, and we have waited long enough. Get up and come on, " She ordered as she walked out of my room.

I stood up and stretched before zipping my cow onesie back up.

Stokeley rolled over and I threw a pillow at him, " No, nigga if I have to wake up, so do you."

He stood up and pouted as he zipped up his matching onesie, " You get on my nerves." He stomped into the kitchen as I lazily trailed behind him.

" Whats for breakfast?" I asked my dad as I walked into the kitchen and grabbed a water out of the fridge.

" Waffles and fruit, " He shrugged.

Stokeley yawned, " I wanna go to sleep!"

" Well maybe if you guys werent fucking last night, you wouldnt be so tired, " my mom said.

Everyone got quiet and looked at her.

" So, do you need help, dad?" I asked changing the subject.

" Yeah can you cut the fruit?" He laughed, noticing me changing the subject.

I grabbed a knife and the cutting boared, and starting cutting up fruit for a fruit salad.

Opening presents:

" Wait can I give you guys your gifts first?" I asked excitedly.

"Of course, " My dad laughed.

I ran down the hallway and came back with a huge box, " You guys have to open it together."

" What did you buy them? A sex store?" Royalty asks.

I gagged, " I dont need the mental image of them having sex."

Faith laughed, " Well at least you never walked in on it."

" Oh my god!" Stokeley gagged.

" We already said sorry, " My mom laughed.

" Doesnt remove the trauma, " Faith whined.

" We never had this conversation, " I laughed. "Open it."

They opened the box to reveal another box.

" Jah what is up with you and all those boxes?" Stokeley rolled his eyes.

" Shut up you loved your gift, " I poked his cheeks.

" Yeah, I can pick up shawds in it, " He smirked.

" I will cut you, dont play with me, " I glared at him.

My parents were about 6 boxes in, " Jahseh its sad you had this much time on your hands," my dad groaned.

" Whatever, " I laughed.

They finally reached the last box and opened it.

It was a three day couple retreat to a spa somewhere in Jamaica.

" Thank you, " they said in sync, smiling.

" You're welcome, " I smiled, " Now Royalty, open this, " I handed her a gift bag.

She opened it and rolled her eyes, " What the hell is this?" She pulled out a dil doe.

" What the hell Jahseh?" Faith laughed.

" Well now she can please her self without getting pregnant," I smiled. " Now this one, " I handed her another gift bag.

She opened it and smiled, " Thank you."

She pulled out the iphone 8.

" Stokeley cant take this one because Im paying for it, " I smiled.

" Yay!"

" But I can, so fuck up if you want to, " I smiled.

She hugged me.

"Now faith, " I handed her a small jewerly box with a bow on it.

She opened it, an smiled.

It was a diamond necklace that said, " Best friends" with matching earings.

" I got a matching necklace." I smiled.

" Oh, I like this." She smiled.

" Now, Pokeley." I handed Stokeley a large gift bag.

He looked inside of it and instantly smiled, " My baby got me some food."

" This nigga, " Royaly rolled her eyes, " You should have got him a gym membership."

" Hey! I like his fat." I smiled.

" Yeah, he likes it, " Stokeley stuck his tongue out.

" Cause it keeps me warm at night. I dont even need a blanket, " I laughed.

" Stop bullying me, " Stokeley pouted.