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Jahseh
I been at this damn boat store all fucking day and I'm ready to snap. How hard is it to buy a yatch. I just wanted to get a yatch for my mom cause I remember she told me she wanted me to be a rich doctor so I could buy her a yatch. But now I'm a rich singer, rapper and songwriter. So imma buy my moms a yatch.
"Here's the keys," the man handed them to me. "Your lot is over there the farthest one back on your left. You have the most private area seeing as your public image."
"Thanks man," I hugged him and sped out of the place to go get my mom. She's at my house.
"Mom come on, I got you," I laughed as she walked with her hands out in front of her.
"Why does it smell like the sea? Jah I swear to god if you brought me to a strip club. You could have at least took me to the bank first so I could get me some ones to throw." She laughed.
"Ma," I sighed and shook my head as we approached her yatch. "Stay still or you might die." I told her considering that we were right by the ocean.
I took her blindfold off after telling Stokeley to start recording.
She blinked a few times. "Oh my god. You bought me a boat. Now I can leave your father, " she exclaimed.
I'm happy she's hap- Wait What
"You're leaving dad?" I asked.
"No but when I want to get away I can come to my boat," she hugged me. "Oh my lord. Thank you for blessing me with my son." She smiled. "Even though he's kinda retarded."1
"Mommy," I pouted. "Stop bullying me."
"I'm just playing dorito," she clapped her hands and ran onto the boat.
"That woman is something else," Stokeley shook his head as we followed her to inside.
"Get out so I can finger myself in here," she said as she sat on the couch, unzipping her purse.
My eyes went wide, "mom I don't want to know what the hell you are- mm no that ain't it." I gagged and walked out.
Stokeley ran outside with me.
"I'm traumatized." He shook his head.
"I can't believe her." I stood with my eyes still wide open.
