Avengers One-shots | CRACK-FIC | MARVEL AU ✔

Field Trip Disaster

{A/N} This is legit garbage but here you go

Peter POV

Ugh, school. What the frick frack, snick snack, tick tack, Cumberbatch am I, son of Tony McFlipFlopping Stark, even doing here?

I'm not even hyped about the field trip tomorrow. I am literally travelling to my own home. Dafuq? I have my signed letter with me, which I would have burned, but dad insisted on me going. I'm already internally dying.

Peter: I don't feel so good

Also Peter: *internally dies*

We have to give in our slips to Mr Harrington at the end of the lesson. "Hey, Penis! Ready for you to be exposed?" Ugh, Flash. I want to choke that guy

Not that way you dirty bastards 7-7

I could see Ned turn to face that idiot, "You know Flash, what if Peter actually said the truth, huh? Can your little brain comprehend that?"

I burst out laughing, I could see MJ trying to hold in her laughter by covering her face with her book. I never knew Ned was a savage!

Flash was turning red, his mouth opened and he was about to speak when Mr Harrington finally showed up. Jeez, that dude takes an eternity to get to his class. And he eats about a gazillion freaking bananas a day!

t(▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿) dis bitch is Charlie, he is Bob's brother, and he shows the middle finger a lot, he is also a time skip

It was the end of the lesson and the students gave in their slips to the teacher. I gave mine in and he just looked at it in confusion™.

"Peter please sit down, I need to talk to you." Mr Harrington placed his hand on my shoulder. Please don't touch me ;-;

"Okay." I sat back down and waited for everyone to leave. When everyone did so, he began to speak, "Peter, did you forge this signature?" Shit, when dad signs his name, you can clearly see that it's Tony Stark.

"No, sir." He narrows his eyes at me. God, it's lunch right now and I really want to eat. Why do I have a strong metabolism?

"Are you sure?" He asks me again. Bitch, did I fucking stutter?

"Yes, I am sure." He sighs and furrows his brows, holding the bridge of his nose. "Peter, you are one of my most well-behaved students, but if you keep this rumour up, then you will have miss out on the trip and leave the Decathlon team.

Bitch what?

"Sir! I' m not lying! I do have an internship!" I tried to protest but he just wouldn't believe me. He sighed again. "I'm sorry Peter, but you are officially off the team, and you will not go to the Stark tower."

I hate him. I huffed and left the room without saying anything. I ran to the canteen to have my lunch.

(づ◕ヘ◕)づ This is Bob's younger twin sister, her name is Billy, she is also a time skip (no shit)

I arrived at the tower without saying a word to anyone. They greeted me, but I just ignored them. I wasn't in the mood. I ran to my room and just slept there.

I felt a tear fall down my cheek. Oh no, I can't hold it in anymore. Why do bad things always happen to me? I got up and changed into my normal outfit.

⤜(■ω■)⤏Yeet. Here is another time skip.

I walked into the dining room where all the Avengers were sat, they all wore a worried expression on their faces. I sat down in my usual seat and looked at them all.

"What's wrong?" I told them. Natasha looked at me with a soft smile. "нет маленького паука, you need to tell us what's wrong."

нет маленького паука = No little spider

"My stupid teacher kicked me out of the Decathlon team and won't let me go on the field trip just because you signed the slip." I blurted it all out because even if I tried, I would have already lost since there are two ex-assassins in the bloody room.

For some reason, they all had smug faces. Help I'm scared.

"Pete, you can just stay at the tower on the day, would that be okay?" Dad spoke as he patted my head. I admire the billionaire, and of course, I would agree.

(づ◔ ͜ʖ◔)づ I'm back my bitches and hoes. I have used a time turner to put you one day ahead.

3rd Person POV

It was the day of the trip and Midtown High Tech had just arrived at the tower. They were being led by a new employee, Maria, who had no idea that Peter was the son of Tony Stark; but the experienced interns and workers already knew and didn't dare tell anyone until the conference. Tony Stark is a very scary man...

Flash made an assumption that Peter was too scared to come on the trip because of his lie. It was lunch hour, and the group of students (including Mr Harrington) were being led to the employee cafeteria.

Where Peter also eats...

"Okay class, why don't you all sit down and eat-" Maria was interrupted by the gasps of students. Apparently, one student had just seen Peter enter the hallway. Peter turned to see his class and his eyes widened. He could see Ned and MJ giggling away.

"Peter! What on earth are you doing at the tower? Come here right now so we can escort you back to school. You have no right to sneak into the tower!" Mr Harrington came forward and took hold of Peter's arm. Peter was panicking. What will he do? Maria called security and the armed men came rushing in and knocking Peter to the ground, sparring him. Peter struggled to get away since the man was like 6 feet and, oh boy was he heavy! Ned and MJ were trying to pull the men off but failed. 

Out of those doors came the one and only Tony Stark. He got his repulsers out and blasted the guy off of his son. Peter was crying and he had at least 5 broken ribs. Tony hugged his son in his arms. The students all gasped in this situation, even Flash, he didn't dare speak. 

Maria and Mr Harrington were shocked and confused. Tony got up and walked over to the pair, while Pepper rushed in to help her son. "Maria, you are fired!" He shouted at her. She looked like she was about to cry, as she rushed out of the building. "And you," he pointed at the teacher, "How dare you hurt my son?" Mr Harrington was lost for words.

"Y-your son?" Was all he could say. Tony just glared at him and fisted his hands. "Take your students and get out of my tower, I'll only take Ned and MJ with me." Mr Harrington didn't dare to disobey the Avenger and so he left with the school group leaving Ned, MJ, Pepper, Tony and Peter in the room. 

Peter was taken to a hospital and he recovered. When he travelled to school the next day, he was ambushed by a mob of students asking him a lot of questions. Flash didn't dare mock the boy.

Let's just say that Mr Harrington never sat in his teaching desk again...

{A/N} Omg this is so bad, I just want to jump inside of a bin and never see the sunlight again u_u