{A/N} This hilarious story was suggested by lydimallow21 and I laughed so hard when I read it, sometimes I think that I am high myself...
Background info: Peter drank one Caprisun.
Peter's POV
HeY gUyS!
i like dogs.
wait... wut?
LOL
I'm GoInG tO fAlL
HELP! I'LL FALL OF THE COUCH!!!!
i'm too young to die :(((((((
I'm going to jump guys.
Wait. Who are you?
*Plays with kazoo*
HA! I MURDERED THE FOURTH WALL!
you can't even murder a wall, lmao.
I jumped.
Am I dead?
Bruh. LISTEN TO MEEEEEEE
Am I dead?
*Jumps on wall*
WOAHHHHH I'M FLYING!
*Shoots web*
WOAHHHHH I CAN SHOOT SILLY STRING FROM THE BUTT OF MY HAND!!!!
I think I'm a girl.
Help. Oof.
WhY iS nO oNe HeRe To SaVe Me?????
I think I'm going to sleep.
Yeah, I'll go sleep.
NiGhT nIgHt To Me
Wanda's POV
Little did my dear brother know, I was recording him the whole time like the good sister I am. Blackmail!
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Avengers One-shots | CRACK-FIC | MARVEL AU ✔
Fanfiction[COMPLETED] [PETER PARKER CENTRIC] In which a bored Marvel fan decides to turn on her computer and write some fanfiction, including her favourite characters. (づ◔ ͜ʖ◔)づ Hi, I'm Bob, and I get paid by this author to give you all time skips. [ON-THE-G...
