Avengers One-shots | CRACK-FIC | MARVEL AU ✔

Food Fight

{A/N} I used to watch Ultimate Spider-man on Disney XD, and I loved it. It was so funny and I love Peter's personality in this ۹(≧∀≦)۶

Peter POV

I had to fight three villains in the morning, and believe me, I ain't no morning person. My muscles are sore! I made it to class on time (thankfully!) and I am currently eating my lunch today. Flash and I have made up, so I guess we're friends now. No more rivalry, so I can eat in peace now. Well, that's what I thought...

I should have known about that damn tracker stuck to me! Those villains were sneaky, they probably stuck it on me while I was fighting them. Ugh!

The Canteen wall just blew, I see them. Those idiots. I hear one of them shouting Spiderman! Oh, let me just die here. Everyone is staring and whimpering. I suddenly stand up by instinct. Everybody in the room turns towards me in disbelief.

I suddenly shout at them, "Hey man, can you guys please leave us alone? You wouldn't want to be disturbed while eating!" They glare at me. One of them starts laughing, "Yeah, and what are you gonna do?" He has some Italian sort of accent. I roll my eyes and bingo! An idea pops up in my head.

I reach towards my lunch tray and throw it at all three of them. I shout at everyone to mimic me, "Food fight!" All the students start to throw food at them. I throw millions of Doritos at them. Flash, Ned and MJ are throwing bowls of soup on them.

The teachers even join in. I order Ned to get his phone out and call the police. Next thing I find out, I'm on TV and the local newspaper 'for starting a food fight with three, dangerous villains'.

Aunt May's gonna kill me.

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