{A/N} Zachary Smith is one of the most funniest YouTubers I have ever watched! He is so funny, I absolutely love his videos （⌒▽⌒）
1. Tony: You are only allowed to swear when your chemistry set blows up.
(Infinity War)
Thanos: *Hits Tony*
Peter: *Reaches for his school bag, takes out two random substances, mixes them together*
*Chemicals explode*
Peter: BITCH! WHO DAFUQ DO YOU THINK YOU IS?! SKINNY ASS, RECEDING HAIRLINE, BITCH! MUTATED PURPLE OOMPA LOOMPA PIECE OF BLOODY SHIT! YOU BETTER SCRAM SISTER! SCRAM LIKE YOUR FUCKING LIFE DEPENDS ON IT SISTER!
Thanos: *Scared as hell*
Tony: What the fuck?
2. Peter: *Stomps into living room*
Peter: I HATE EVERYTHING!
Tony: What happened?
Peter: I went to a Spider-man look-alike contest in my suit!
Tony: And?
Peter: LOST TO DEADPOOL!
Loki: *Spits out tea*
3. Peter: *Pissed off since his dad is always busy*
Peter: Dad? Can you come and help me?
Tony: Sorry, I'm busy.
Peter: Do YoU tHiNk ThAt DrInKiNg 27 CaNs Of ReDbUlL cOnSeQuTiVeLy HiGhTeN mY sPiDeY-sEnSeS oR wOuLd I jUsT dIe?
Tony: I'm on my way!
4. Peter: *Lifts up elephant all the way to the tower, from the zoo*
Peter: Hey dad! Do you like my new pet?
Tony: *Going to faint* okay-okay-cool-okay-cool-oka-oka
5. Peter: *Stabbed*
Tony: *Panicking*
Peter: No Mr Stark, it's cool, the knife guy said: "Knife to meet you."
Tony: WHO STABBED YOU-
Peter: Mr Stark, dONT WORRY! HE MADE A PUN! IT'S ALL GOOD
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