1. Loki: Making my way downtown, walking fast.
Loki: *Sees Thor*
Loki: Walking faster!
2. Loki: Are you calling me a liar?
Thor: I ain't calling you a truther.
3. Thor: You need a haircut brother.
Loki: Shut up, Barbie.
4. Loki: Jingle bells, Odin smells, I was the rightful king! I had these feels, and everyone kneeled...
Thor: Until I ruined everything!
5. Thor: I need your help, and I wish to trust you.
Loki: You mad bro?
6. Thor: *Finds some random snake at the zoo*
Thor: Brother! Is that you?
7. Loki Laufeyson: KNEEL!
Thor: Eat a Snicker.
Loki Laufeyson: Why?
Thor: Because you're not you when you're hungry.
Loki Laufeyson: *Eats Snicker*
Thor: Better?
Loki Odinson: Better.
8. *They have just defeated Thanos*
Loki: I have bad news.
Thor: What could possibly go wrong now?
Loki: We ran out of Poptarts.
Thor: I don't want to live anymore.
9. *Get lucky by Daft Punk starts playing*
Thor: *Starts to sing to the words*
Thor: I'm up all night to get Loki!
Loki: Are you serious?
10. (Only true fans and people who study Norse Mythology will understand)
Loki: Isn't she beautiful?
Thor: Loki, that's a horse.
Loki: Oh, *blushes intensely*
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