I have not died, I have not gone inactive, I just went on a trip to Wales for 5 days. If you read my warnings, you would have known.
During my time in Wales, I climbed a rock mountain with nothing but a helmet, and I volunteered to do a cartwheel on the edge of a mountain wall; now that I look back at it, it feels kind of irrational. My Geography teacher recorded a video of me doing that and I died.
I also fell down a cliff with one piece of rope, I could have died too, but I decided to volunteer first again. I am more stupid than Peter Pettigrew and Dudley Dursley combined.
I also fell in the middle of the sea and stood there for almost 20 minutes, it was cold but fun.
And in my dorm, I downed 10 tic tacs and choked on one, I literally blocked my airway and my roommates did nothing. They are such good friends.
But the best part was that I got to call all my teachers by their first names, so I had to use that opportunity.
So sorry for not posting because I paid £100 to kill myself; you guys should go to Wales. I got hit by a hailstorm 5 times in one day, painful but cool since London weather never has snow.
Goodbye.
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