Avengers One-shots | CRACK-FIC | MARVEL AU ✔

Parselmouth?

{A/N} Since a lot of you are from the Harry Potter Community, I thought that you'll like this 
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Peter POV

I am scared as hell right now. I keep hearing this strangled, whispering sound and it's terrifying. Every time I get closer to a wall, I hear it and it's starting to freak me out. The more scary part is, no one else can hear it except for me!

"Dad, do you hear that? That noise!" I exclaim at him and the Avengers, but they look at me like I'm crazy. I hear Mum say something under her breath, along with the lines of, "We should have called that exorcist." Honestly, do they think I'm that crazy?!

That sound! It's so... ugh! I'm going to investigate. 

With my ears to the wall, I follow the path to the source of the hissing sound. This honestly reminds me of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, but I still follow the sound. 

I find a trail of spiders going underneath a crack in the wall. Okay, this is seriously reminding me of the 2nd Harry Potter book. But Dad really needs to sort out the creepy crawlies in his tower; even if I am Spider-Man, I get creeped out when I am close to spiders.

I turn around a corner and I find myself face to face with a woman. But she's lying down, almost as if she's dead. Almost as if she's...

PETRIFIED!

I can feel her heartbeat, but her eyes are wide opened! There really is a basilisk between the tower walls! 

"Friday! Can you call security to the east side of the tower, floor 82, corridor 27!" She accepts the message and I run to the bathroom. The hissing, it's from the girl's toilets. I run to one of the skins and I can't remember the parsel-word. What was it? 

I play the whole movie through my head and stop at the part where Ron and Harry are at the sink with Professor Lockheart. I could only vaguely remember. "Come on Peter! You need to save everyone!" 

I start to feel deja vu. "Come one Spider-Man!" That's it! That's the word, I remember it now!!!

"Heshakhasaa" There's a click. Then the sink begins to open! It opened! I remember that you'll have to fall down the hole, and I wasn't going to just hurt my bottom like that! 

I use my webs to swing me down to the bottom and I run to the entrance. Oh dear god, another word in Parselmouth! I reincarnate the same strangled, whisper as before and I run through the chamber, only to be met with an almost dead...

Wanda? Oh no! "Wanda!" I shout as I run up to her almost-dead body. Wait, she only wakes up from her bed when someone slaps her! I slapped her hard. Maybe a little too hard; she jolts up and stares at me wide-eyed. She starts to get up.

"Thank you, Pete-" she gets cut off by none other than Tom Marvolo Riddle. "You shouldn't be here, how did you wake her up?" I scowl in disgust, "Voldemort" I say with disgust in my voice. He is wandless, fortunately, but he knows wandless magic, unfortunately.

Before he could say anything, I web his mouth shut. He sneers in disgust as he tries to get the webs off, this only gets his hands stuck to his face. Wanda and I laugh at him, she then magically binds him and my eyes catch something. 

"The diary!" I shouted as I ran to the blue book. "Wanda help me!" She runs up to me and I explain to her what we should do. She uses her magic to rip the book up, ink spilling all over our faces. We turn to Tom, who has light shooting through his body.

I grab the tattered diary and we both make a run for it. Wanda uses her magic to lift us up the hole, into the girl's bathroom. We both run into the living room, where the rest of the Avengers are. 

They all run up to us and give us weird faces. "Why on earth are you two covered with ink and dirt?" Pepper exclaims at us. "It's a long story, mum." I chuckle and Wanda joins in. This just sparks up more confused looks. I turn to Wanda, who winks at me and I run to the showers.

I just defeated the Horcrux of Tom Marvolo Riddle.