Avengers One-shots | CRACK-FIC | MARVEL AU ✔

Basketball Tryouts

{A/N} I couldn't do a post yesterday because I went to two weddings in one day. Yes, you heard me right, two weddings! It was a day one and a night one. I was exhausted when I came back home (￣Д￣) *yawning*

Should I also do a face reveal? Comment yes or no.

With that being said, let's start the story ♪～(￣ε￣)

Peter POV

Basketball tryouts are today, and I am dreading it. Ned knows about the whole spidey internship thing, so he requested for me to try a new hobby out. Personally, I am dying on the inside, and I really don't want to try, but I don't want to disappoint Ned. So, this is how it's going to be.

Well shit.

I walk inside of the gym in my P.E. costume. I am internally dying. Ned and MJ are on the side cheering my name, then Flash steps in my way. Oh for Odin's sake, I really want to murder the dude. 

"Hey, Penis! What are you doing here?!" He shouts in my face. He spits everywhere, every time he talks. God, why does he have to shout every time he speaks. It's not like I'm deaf.

"I'm trying out, Flash," I reply in the coldest way I could. He looks at me in confusion. Did I fucking stutter? He then starts laughing at me, hysterically.

"I bet you 100$ you won't score anything!" Oh Flash, you shouldn't mess around with money like that. Before I could conjure a reply, the coach steps onto the court and explains the rules. He then turns to me and starts to chuckle; the rest of the team notices me and laughs too. "Peter, I think you belong in the science club," he exclaims, how dare he?

I growl in frustration, then the game began. I was in the opposite team as Flash, and he kept on taunting and sneering at me. I so happen to be Spider-man, his favourite superhero. When the game began, I was left out as a substitute, since the coach didn't believe in me.

Flash had 'accidentally' hit a guy from my team, so I joined the match. Flash's team was currently winning by 4 points. I was going to change that. 

When I was playing, I was a pro. Everyone was star-struck at my movements. I dribbled the ball and scored my 15th point for my team. When the game finished, my team won by 20 points. I could see how red Flash was, he was fuming. 

Coach patted my back and smiled at me. What a fake. Everyone else smiled at me and cheered my name. Ugh. "You could help us win the basketball league for our school." Of course, I wasn't a pawn, being pushed around by other people's words. I finally spoke with confidence, "Sorry, Coach, but I think I belong in the science club."

Everyone gaped at me as I turned to leave the gym, but I stopped in my tracks. "Oh, and Flash, you owe me 100$ by the way." I could sense Flash reddening with anger. With that, I left through the doors to change. Ah, I love karma.

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