Never Again!

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{A/N} This is a Harry Potter and Avengers crossover, so here goes nothing! (*^ω^)♪

Peter POV

HELP!!!

The Avengers and I are floating, IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE!!!

We don't know how to get out.

Our two Captains (Marvel and America) are fighting over what to do.

MJ, Ned and Flash, yes you heard that right, are also floating!

To make matters even worse...


I am really hungry... like, really hungry. That is the worst punishment God can ever give me. I'm gonna cry now, in the corner.

IF THIS BLOODY WORMHOLE EVEN HAD A CORNER!


(づ◔ ͜ʖ◔)づ An hour later inside this hole.

OH MY ODIN! It feels like we've all been stuck here for eternity! Boy, oh boy, am I craving a burrito. I JUST WANT A BURRITO!

Wait, was that noise? We all turn to where the noise is coming from. Huh? It sounds like, "Avada kedavra" I realised what this was, I can see that MJ did too.

"Guys! That's the killing curse from Harry Potter!" MJ and I shouted at the rest. Wait a bloody second, is that Dumbledore's voice? "I think that's Dumbledore," I exclaim.

Then I feel a force, and I felt the concrete floor. I look up to see the rest of the Avengers, my friends, and some wizards and witches. Wait, hold up, wizards and witches? Uh oh. I stand up. "Guys! I think we're at the Battle of Hogwarts!" The Avengers and my friends are wide-eyed and the other magical beings, just stare at me in confusion.

I step forward to introduce myself, "Hello, I'm Peter, I'm a muggle, with superpowers? These are my friends, they also have superhuman abilities, but we don't have a wand to-" I look around to see Hagrid and in his arms is, Harry Potter?

I run up to the duo, "Get the filthy muggle away!" I hear Voldemort cry. I glare at him, then shoot a web to grab the elder wand, he stares in disbelief, and I just smirk; "Shut it, Voldemort, you half-blooded noseless nincompoop!" I hear gasps from the crowds. I walk up to Harry and slap him, "HARRY JAMES POTTER! IF YOU DO NOT WAKE UP THIS INSTANT!" Harry jumped and fell to the floor.

I helped him up and shouted, "Avengers! Assemble!"

Bruce turned to Hulk, scaring the Death Eaters. We all transformed into our suits. Me in my Iron Spider suit, and boy, did I look awesome!

 Me in my Iron Spider suit, and boy, did I look awesome!

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(Cut out Thanos and add Captain Marvel)

The Dark Side looked scared, and Voldemort looked like he was going to shit his pants.

(づ◔ ͜ʖ◔)づ <Insert fighting montage, Light + Avengers vs Dark Side>

After kicking their sorry little butts, Voldemort died and we survived!

OoOoh ThAt RhYmEs

The Light Side was very grateful but we just brushed it off. They thanked us over and over again and told us if there was any way they could repay us, but we let it go. With the help of the Golden Trio, we were transported back to the tower and was so relieved.

Now I can have my burrito!

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