Hey, losers! I'm MJ, and Author-Chan's let me take over this chapter. Now you may be wondering, why the fuck would anyone let Michelle McFucking Jones, take a huge responsibility like this?
Well, Author-Chan would have let Peter take over, but he's too childish-
Peter: "-Hey!"
And Ned was too immature-
Ned: "-I heard that!"
So she took the better option and chose me.
Now today, I would like to talk about a serious matter; 'cat-calling' is the most idiotic thing, I wish it never existed! I could just punch those cat-callers in their fucking, squashed-up faces! BECAUSE I SWEAR ON MY LIFE, THAT THEY ARE SO ANNOYING!!!
Now, let's start, shall we?
MJ: *Walks down the pavement peacefully, in no need for disruption, and DEFINITELY no need for cat-calling*
Cat-calling Fucker: "Hey baby~"
If they say the word 'baby', then pretend he is your lost mum or something, I don't give a shit.
MJ: "Mum, is that you? Oh my god, MUM! I MISSED YOU SO MUCH! IT'S BEEN 10 YEARS!!!"
Cat-calling Fucker: *Scared as shit, regrets what he/she did, runs away.*
Mj: *Smirks and wiggles eyebrows intensively.*
And that, my bitches and hoes, is how you own a cat-caller!
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