{A/N} HERE WE GO! YAW YEET! (*≧▽≦)
1. Thanos: I will murder you Spider-man!
Peter: So could any other person, so can a dog, so can a dedicated duck. You're not special Thanos.
2. Tony: Can you pass the salt, please?
Peter: *Yeets Natasha from the other side of the room*
Tony: What the-
3. Flash: I'm going to be more successful than anyone in this room!
Peter: Someday you'll go far, and I really hope you stay there.
4. Peter Q: Footloose is still the greatest movie in history.
Peter P: *Out of nowhere* EvErYoNe Is EnTiTlEd To ThEiR oWn OpInIoN, eVeN tHoUgH tHeY'rE fUcKiNg WrOnG!
5. Flash: Penis, are you going to call mummy and cry to her? Oh, wait...
Peter: I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a smarter statement than whatever you just said.
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Fanfiction[COMPLETED] [PETER PARKER CENTRIC] In which a bored Marvel fan decides to turn on her computer and write some fanfiction, including her favourite characters. (づ◔ ͜ʖ◔)づ Hi, I'm Bob, and I get paid by this author to give you all time skips. [ON-THE-G...
