Bumpy Roads Lead to Beautiful Destinations

Time to Have Some Fun

"How y'all doin tonight?" I yelled into the microphone. A roaring crowd was my answer. "Guys you havin fun?" I asked. A deep sounding roar came back. "Girls, you doin fine?" A higher pitched roar came back. "Alright, I'm loving the enthusiasm in here. So as you heard, I can get a little wild. So time to have a little fun and get this party started!" I yelled. The crowd went crazy, the loudest I've heard it.

I nodded my head to let the band know to start. The band started playing Gunpowder and Lead and I started singing.

County road 233, under my feet
Nothin' on this white rock but little ole me
I've got two miles 'til he makes bail
And if I'm right we're headed straight for hell

I'm goin' home, gonna load my shotgun
Wait by the door and light a cigarette
If he wants a fight well now he's got one
And he ain't seen me crazy yet
He slapped my face and he shook me like a rag doll
Don't that sound like a real man
I'm gonna show him what little girls are made of
Gunpowder and lead

Well, it's half past ten, another six pack in
And I can feel the rumble like a cold black wind
He pulls in the drive, the gravel flies
He don't know what's waiting here this time

Hey! I'm goin' home, gonna load my shotgun
Wait by the door and light a cigarette
If he wants a fight well now he's got one
And he ain't seen me crazy yet
He slapped my face and he shook me like a rag doll
Don't that sound like a real man
I'm gonna show him what little girls are made of
Gunpowder and lead

His fist is big but my gun's bigger
He'll find out when I pull the trigger

I'm goin' home, gonna load my shotgun
Wait by the door and light a cigarette
If he wants a fight well now he's got one
And he ain't seen me crazy yet
He slapped my face and he shook me like a rag doll
Don't that sound like a real man
I'm gonna show him what little girls are made of
Gunpowder and, gunpowder and lead

Gunpowder and lead

Hey!

The crowd boomed with cheers. I felt like I was on a cloud. I danced around the stage while singing that one.

"Did y'all like that?" I asked. An explosion of screams came back. "Alright then. I guess that's my cue to keep going." I said and laughed. "How about a little more Miranda?" More cheers came back. I nodded my head again and the band started playing Fastest Girl in Town.

You've got the bullets
I've got the gun.
I've got a hankering for getting into something

I hit the bottle, you hit the gas,
I heard your 65 can really haul some ass.

I'm feeling frisky, you're feeling good
I guess the whiskey is doing what it should
I got the cigarettes
You've got a lighter
And when the sun goes down we'll start a little fire

Ain't no use in trying to slow me down
'Cause you're running with the fastest girl in town

Ain't you baby?
I like 'em crazy.

My reputation follows me around
Just makes me want to give them more to talk about
Let's go to town for a little while
I'll be wearing nothing but a tattoo and a smile

Ain't no use in trying to slow me down
'Cause you're running with the fastest girl in town

Ain't you baby?
You're kinda crazy.

Come on!

I see the blue lights, we better run.
Throw out the bottle and I'll hide the gun
If he pulls us over I'll turn on the charm
You'll be in the slammer and I'll be on his arm.

Ain't no use in trying to slow me down
'Cause you're running with the fastest girl in town

Ain't you baby?
Well I told you I was crazy.
No I ain't no body's baby.
Hey!

He's got the bullets
He's got a gun
I got the hankering for getting into something.

It was amazing. I was so happy. "Last one y'all. Let's make it count!" I yelled. The band automatically started playing Here for the Party. I started dancing and jumping.

Well I'm an eight ball shooting double fisted drinking son of a gun
I wear My jeans a little tight
Just to watch the little boys come undone
Im here for the beer and the ball busting band
Gonna get a little crazy just because I can

[Chorus]

You know im here for the party
And i aint leavin til they throw me out
Gonna have a little fun gonna get me some
You know im here, im here for the party

I may not be a ten but the boys say i clean up good
And if i gave em half a chance for some rowdy romance you know they would
Ive been waiting all week just to have a good time
So bring on them cowboys and their pick up lines

[Repeat chorus]

Dont want no purple hooter shooter just some jack on the rocks
Dont mind me if i start that trashy talk

[Repeat chorus twice]

"Thank y'all. And have a good night!" I yelled in the microphone and the lights went out as I walked off the stage. That was freaking awesome. When I got off the stage, everyone was laughing because of the fun they were having.

"Told y'all she'd be freaking awesome!" Amber said laughing. Time for the meet and greet, which I'm happy not to be a part of.