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I knife missed in the dark (encounter idea)

Here's one for you DM's that want an enemy to start off an encounter in a somewhat funny way.

The players will be staying at a place of rest for the night & a bandit will sneak in & try & stab them at night. The only problem is that the bandit will always stab something that isn't a player & or miss a player who is sleeping. The player will wake up & the encounter will start. If the player looks at there sleeping place after the encounter they will notice that the bandit missed the player a absurdly large amount of time.