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Madam Asu Dem's Statue Shop (shop idea)

Here's one for you DM's that want a shop with a suspicious owner

Madam Asu Dem's Statue Shop is the one place everyone goes for the highest quality stone statues. The shop is broken into two parts, the showcase room & the back room where the statues are 'made'.

The showcase room is filled to the brim with all sorts of interesting statues, all of them having looks of fear, shock, or confusion [some of them kind of look like people who have disappeared recently]. The statues are quite expensive but if you catch the owner, Asu Dem, on a good day she will give you a discount [You can tell if she's having a good day when her hair starts to make a tattling sound]. Just make sure not to catch her on a bad day, cause she might jack up the price [You can tell if she's having a bad day when her hair starts to hissss.] Don't ask he why her hair does that [she gets really mad if you do].

In the back room, well, no one but Madam Asu Dem is allowed back there. Some say at night if you were to listen in on the room you could hear screaming [must be some strange anti-burglar tactic]. At the beginning of the day, at seven sharp, Asu Dem can always be seen moving her new statues from the back room to the front.