Here's another funny ones for you Dm's that want drunk people being stupid.
The players are camping out for the night when they are awoken by a very loud drunk orc. Once they try & find out why he's creating a ruckus (assuming that they just won't beat him to death) they will find out that this drunk as carp orc wants to make a trade. He is will to trade a chest (that he somehow acquired) in exchange for more liquor.
IF the players do this he will immediately drink the booze handed to him & then pass out. Once the players open the chest they will find that its full of high quality wine that hasn't been touched.
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FantasyHere's a compilation of Fan-Made Ideas & Concepts for the tabletop game Dungeons & Dragons. (all ideas & concepts are imported from my tumblr blog)