~ Chapter Thirty ~
- part two -
[But the photo of fetus Mali and Cal makes me wanna cry. Sibling goals. Oh my days... Anywaaaayyyyyy.... ENJOY!]
••Megan••
"Lou-"
"Can I pass you the sugar before I leave? Yeah sure." He winked at me, causing me to roll me eyes at his cockiness.
"We know you have that weird power but there's no need to show off." Lauren rolled her eyes, ushering Louis out the kitchen before re-tying her apron and rolling up her sleeves. Mali and Jess giggled slightly as I patted her back, trying to hold in my laugher.
"God you're so stressy," I joked, earning daggers. "How's Cal?"
"You mean how's his dick?" Marley gasped at Jess' comment.
"He is still my brother."
"Yeah but he's got a good set of fingers."
"Lauren Irwin!"
"And a dick the size of Mount Everest."
"That's a big ass dick." I smirked- the irony.
"How the hell does Mount Everest fit into those jeans... They're skinner than mine you know." Again I sniggered. Jess made me laugh.
"Guys," Mali whined. "He's my brother, shut up." Lauren winked at me as I gestured to Mali, her cringing at my disgusting movement. Yeah I was dirty, but who the hell wouldn't be when they're fucking Harry Styles?
"Did you know me and Cal used to be friends with benefits?"
"No!" All three of us looked at Jess with shock. She just winked.
"He got frisky... With-"
"I don't want to know what the hell with." Mali's fingers found there way to her ears.
"God Jess. Ashton, Niall and now Calum?" I rolled my eyes. Let's face it- who wouldn't be a slut for Calum?
"Says she who got Luke and Harry's dick in the same night and fucked Zayn in the upstairs of a club." I gawped at Jess' smart mouth, wishing so hard that my heart hadn't ached at the sound of Luke's name.
"Oh will you all stop it!" Mali's voice was serious as hell but the look on her face notified us she was as humoured as the rest of us. "For a recently single woman to hear this, it's fucking hard okay. I had shitty sex towards the end of that relationship- I don't need to be told how good Harry is with handcuffs or Calum with a whip. I just need y'all to bake good cakes whilst I reel off all the things I should be doing to get over Ben's ass." I giggled at the mention of Harry with handcuffs as Lauren blushed furiously. Jess just nodded, winking at me whist mouthing 'she got that right'. Dirty bitch. If she'd seen Calum in his kinkiest light, hell knows what Lauren gets to see. They're relationship is complicated and that literally is the only word to describe it. She fancies the pants off him and I know he would 100% commit to her, but neither will admit it. They're stuck in the whole 'friends who fuck' relationship. And to be honest, who knows if they'll ever get out of that.
"Right. Fairy cakes or Cal's cakes?" I sniggered at her terminology.
"Immature." Lauren retorted, a glint in her eye telling me she'd read it the same way.
"As weird and wrong as it sounds given the fact he's my brother, let's go for Cal's cakes." Mali's voice was slightly taunting as Jess nodded, collecting together ingredients.
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Broken Youth
ФанфикPeople say; without fate there wouldn't be half the love in the world as there is. She fell for the one fate chose. Or was it a prophecy, written for only one of the many humans he had laid eyes on? • BOOK 1 • | HARRY STYLES AU |