Cheesy Pick Up Lines

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August Pov

Everyday Ashley Wakes Up Saying Something Weird or A Weird Question That Ends Up Starting A Very Interesting Conversation. For Instance This Morning. I Was Laying in Bed Smoking a Blunt And Ashley Wakes Up with A Sleepy voice Saying"Hey I'm Becky,And Your Name Is??" I Gave Her The Side Eyes And Sarcastically Said"Umm Hi,I'm September." She Looked At Me Smiling And Said"Hey September! I'm Not A Photographer,but I Can Picture me With You!" I Looked At Her Like Really Ni**a😒. She Was Just Staring at Me With A Big Grin Waiting For Me To Respond." You and your daughter,Ashlen weird as fu**"I Said pulling her curl Causing It To Bounce Back. "Thank You!" She Said As She Did The Ducklips. We Both Began To Make Out. I Then Continued To Smoke As Ashley Laid On Her Back Looking At The Ceiling." What would Happen If You Smoked Lettuce?" She said Scratching her head. I Really Had To Think About That. "You know What I Really Don't Know" I Said Finishing Up My Blunt. "Oh" She Said Sighing. She Then Said" If We Came Into The World Naked,Shouldn't We Leave The World Naked?" "Ashley Did You Just Hit A Blunt Or Something,What Is You On,I Wanna Be on it too." I Said To Her. "This Alcoholic Beverage Called Love."She Said Playing With my Hair."So You Drunk In Love." I Said as I Grabbed A Hold Of Her. "Yasss!" She Said Looking At Me With A Big Smile. I Then Said" Ashley Are You From Tennessee, Because You're The Only Ten I See." "I'm Sorry,But I Don't Fu** With Lames." She Said As She Got Out Of Bed. I Pulled Her Back In Bed And Said"So I'm A Lame Now!" As I Tickled Her She Said" Yes You Are A Lame!" I Tickled Her Even More Causing Her To Laugh Harder. She Surrendered Saying"You Not A Lame I Was Just kidding Baby!" "I Thought So." I Said Giving Her A Kiss. Under Her Breath She Said"Lame." "What Did You Say!" I Said getting Ready To Tickle Her."Nothing" Ashley Said Quickly.I Then Said "Oh Ok." We Then Began To Make Out. Ashley Then Turned On The Tv As I Was On The Phone. Ashley Then Got Up And Slipped On Some Slides."Where You Going Bones?"She Then rolled Her eyes ,Smiled ,and Said "Starbucks,Now You Know Its A Must For Me To Get Some Starbucks!" I Then Said "Oh Ok." Ashley Then Said "You Want Something?" I Looked At Her And Said "Yea,A Cake Pop." She Then said "Ok Bye." She Got Her Keys And Left. As She Was Gone I Just Watched Tv Until She Came Back. A Few Minutes Later She Comes Back With Iced Coffee And A Few Cake Pops For Me. Taking Off Her Shoes She Said " Here You Go Lovebug ." She Threw The cake pops That Were In A Bag At Me And Laid In Bed."Guess What Happened at Starbucks." She Said Sipping Her Drink."What Happened Ashley?" I Said Eating A Cake Pop. "Some Chick Had The Nerve To Skip Me! She Better Be Glad I Didn't Snatch Her By Her Hair And Throw Her To The End Of The Line!" She Said Snatching A Cake Pop Out Of My Hand And Eating It. I Laughed And Said"You Must Be Real Mad About That Because You Just Ate A Cake Pop." "Yes! She Better Be Glad I Gave Thought To What Would Happen If I Hurt Her!" "Ashley You're So Violent." I Said Laughing. "Whatever!" She Said Laughing.We Then Just Sat There In Silence Until I Said"Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers." She Then Laughed And Gave Me A Kiss.

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