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i was laying down on my bed, clutching my stomach.
yup. i was on my period. yay. note the sarcasm.
anyways, i was clutching my stomach while i didn't notice that my boyfriend, ethan, entered my room. he must've seen the blood because he exclaimed,
"y/n!!! you're bleeding! what happened?! who did this to you?!"
"Mother nature" i replied, while still clutching my stomach.
then ethan was about to go out the door when i asked, "what are you doing? where are you going?"
"i'm gonna stop mother nature from hurting you" he replied. i couldn't help it. i laughed so hard as ethan looked at me with a confused look on his face.
the next day
i finally explained to ethan what a period is. at first, when i said i'm on my period he replied,
"how are you on your quotation mark? no, you have your own quotation mark? how?!"
which made me laugh at how innocent he was. when i was done explaining he looked at me,
"oh, so its like you pee blood?" he asked and i face palmed.
the next day
ethan was trying to get me to watch a movie with him. i refused as my stomach was aching badly. he was practically begging now.
"no" i said for the zillionth time.
"please! come on, it probably doesn't hurt that bad" he pleaded.
i glared at him. "oh yeah? here's how it feels!" i then kick him in the place the sun doesn't shine. he fell straight to the floor.
"OUCH!! Y/N!!" he yelled, curled up on the floor.
"now you understand!!"
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