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{Playing: The Dublin Pub Crawl- The Irish Rovers}

Jisoo screamed as she opened the door to her room. The prank war with Lisa had just come to a close with a dinner and movie night truce, but instead of finding an empty bedroom, it was full of balloons. Hundreds of balloons coming pouring out of Jisoo's bedroom, floating directly to the ceiling. 

"Lisa! What did you do," Jisoo yelled. Turning around, she found Lisa cackling on the couch, tears trailing down her face. 

"I forgot I did that," she panted. Holding her stomach, Lisa rolled off the couch and waded through downed balloons. 

"How do you suggested getting rid of them," Jisoo asked, outraged. "I'm not popping all seven billion of these!"

"Relax, its only three hundred." Like that made it any better. "And who said anything about popping them." Grabbing the first silver balloon that she touched, Lisa brought it to her lips and stuck a safety pin in it. Quickly sucking in a lungful, Lisa started laughing in a high pitched voice. "Come on, try it!"

Taking one of her own, Jisoo poked it with the pin and breath some helium in. "We haven't done this in a long time," she told Lisa with a chipmunk voice. The sound made Lisa giggle as she took another breath of air. 

"We should do this every time we need to talk something out," Lisa suggested. Nodding, Jisoo grabbed a balloon bobbing next to her. 

"Let's just get a helium canister."

"It would have made it a lot easier to blow these up. I cleared four stores before I was able to fill up your room." Jisoo laughed before sucking in the rest of a balloon and tossing it aside. 

"Do you remember those songs we learned in the Irish pubs," she asked. Lisa nodded and took a lungful before starting the song.

We all went in to Kitty McGee's for we're a jolly crew
We all went in to Kitty McGee's to have a drink or two
Kitty McGee's, in Dublin town upon the crawl
A hell of a time was had by all, down where the beer and whiskey flew

We all went in O'hegarty's pub for we're a jolly crew
We all went in O'hegarty's just to have a drink or two
O'hegarty's, Kitty McGee's, in Dublin town upon the crawl
A hell of a time was had by all, down where the beer and whiskey flew

We all went in O'leary's pub for we're a jolly crew
We all went in O'leary's just to have a drink or two
O'Leary's, O'hegarty's, Kitty McGee's, in Dublin town upon the crawl
A hell of a time was had by all, down where the beer and whiskey flew

We all went in McCleary's pub for we're a jolly crew
We all went in McCleary's just to have a drink or two
Mccleary's, O'Leary's, O'hegarty's, Kitty McGee's, in Dublin town upon the crawl
A hell of a time was had by all, down where the beer and whiskey flew

We all went in McQuillan's pub for we're a jolly crew
We all went in McQuillan's just to have a drink or two
Mcquillan's, McCleary's, O'Leary's, O'hegarty's, Kitty McGee's, in Dublin town upon
The crawl a hell of a time was had by all, down where the beer and whiskey flew

We all went in to Dillon's pub for we're a jolly crew
We all went in to Dillon's just to have a drink or two
Dillon's, McQuillan's, McCleary's, O'Leary's, O'hegarty's, Kitty McGee's, in Dublin town
Upon the crawl, a hell of a time was had by all, down where the beer and whiskey flew

We all went in to Cafferty's pub for we're a jolly crew
We all went in to Cafferty's just to have a drink or two
Cafferty's, Dillon's, McQuillan's, McCleary's, O'Leary's, O'hegarty's, Kitty McGee's
In Dublin town upon the crawl, a hell of a time was had by all
Down where the beer and whiskey flew

We all went in to Rafferty's pub for we're a jolly crew
We all went in to Rafferty's just to have a drink or two
Rafferty's, Cafferty's, Dillon's, McQuillan's, McCleary's, O'Leary's, O'hegarty's
Kitty McGee's, in Dublin town upon the crawl a hell of a time was had by all

Down where the beer and whiskey flew
We all went in to Gilligan's pub for we're a jolly crew
We all went in to Gilligan's just to have a drink or two
Gilligan's, Rafferty's, Cafferty's, Dillon's, McQuillan's, McCleary's, O'Leary's
O'hegarty's, Kitty McGee's, in Dublin town upon the crawl a hell of a time was had by all
Down where the beer and whiskey flew

We all went in to Milligan's pub for we're a jolly crew
We all went in to Milligan's just to have a drink or two
Milligan's, Gilligan's, Rafferty's, Cafferty's, Dillon's, McQuillan's
Mccleary's, O'Leary's, O'hegarty's, Kitty McGee's, in Dublin town upon the crawl
A hell of a time was had by all, down where the beer and whiskey flew

We all went in to Flannigan's pub for we're a jolly crew
We all went in to Flannigan's just to have a drink or two Flannigan's, Milligan's, Gilligan's, Rafferty's, Cafferty's, Dillon's, McQuillan's
Mccleary's, O'Leary's, O'hegarty's, Kitty McGee's, in Dublin town upon the crawl
A hell of a time was had by all, down where the beer and whiskey flew

We all went in to Lannigan's pub for we're a jolly crew
We all went in to Lannigan's for a final drink or two
Lannigan's, Flannigan's, Milligan's, Gilligan's, Rafferty's, Cafferty's, Dillon's, McQuillan's
Mccleary's, O'Leary's, O'hegarty's, Kitty McGee's, in Dublin town upon the crawl
A hell of a time was had by all, down where the beer and whiskey flew

By the time they finished, both were in hysterics sprawled across the floor, tears rolling down their laughing faces, stomachs aching terribly. Half of the ballons were deflated and lying on the floor in random piles, the others bobbing on the ceiling for dear life. The strings Lisa forgot to cut off came in handy when the downed balloons floated out of reach. 

"That was awesome," Jisoo laughed, her voice deepening to its normal tone. 

"Next time we should do this with that other gas. You know the one that makes your voice deeper."

"Sulfur Hexafluoride."

"Yeah, that." Rolling next to her, Jisoo laid her head on Lisa's outstretched arm. 

"Let's not do it during a prank war though." Lisa smiled, trailing her fingers along the other woman's arm. 

"Like you didn't start it." Jisoo tensed up and tilted her head back to look at her friend.

"I started it?" Lisa nodded and combed her fingers through the Korean woman's thick hair. 

"When you fill my pillow up with sawdust." Narrowing her eyes, Jisoo pushed away from Lisa.

"I did that when you filled all of the alcohol bottles with water and soda." Leaning on her elbows, the Thai woman raised an eyebrow.

"Jennie did that."

"And Rosie filled your shampoo bottle with caramel but I got blamed for it." After a few minutes of arguing, Jisoo had enough. Getting to her feet, she nabbed a balloon from the ceiling and poked a hole in it. "Bring it on," she screeched in a high pitched voice.

Lisa took her own and inhaled a breath. "Let's go!" Staring at each other for a second, they both opened their mouths, gaping at each other before erupting in more belly-busting laughter.

"Come on," Jisoo said. Gathering the last of the balloons, they deposited them in her room before putting their shoes on.

"What are we doing," Lisa asked. 

"Getting Sulfur Hexafluoride."  

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