The ellen show
You had been invited to the ellen show! And you were 100% freaking out about it. You were backstage on the phone to Sarah, in order to try and calm your nerves, her voice always soothed you. You hadn't seen her since lunch after the thing in her dressing room happened about 3 weeks ago. But you texted every now and then. You'd see her and the rest of the group soon as press would start for the film and the craziness would begin all over again.
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You walked towards ellen to the sound of a rihanna song, although you weren't sure which one as the ringing in your ears was so loud. You danced a little as you got gradually closer and that made you feel a little better.
"Hey you! How are ya?"
"I'm good, really nervous actually, yourself?"
"You're nervous?? Why?" The audience laughed a little
"Because Ellen, I was on the phone to Sarah Paulson-"
"You wanna pick that name back up huh" you acted out picking something up and laughed along with the audience.
"Theres plenty more where that came from" and winked. Wow you're so embarrassing...
"So she told me that this is the worst place on earth! And that I need to keep on guard and watch for telepathic occurrences from you"
"I don't think I can scare anyone like Sarah Paulson... well taylor swift was good-"
"You wanna pick that one up huh ellen?!"
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"So you're in a group chat thing with rihanna... and-"
"Er, Cate Blanchett, Sarah Paulson, Sandy, anne hathaway, Nora- Er awkwafina, helena... you know the better parts of oceans 9 out 10th September" you smiled directly into the camera, earning a laugh from Ellen.
"So what I want you to do is send a message to the chat to say you're here and see who replies"
"Ok... we all have really inconspicuous nicknames so you won't know who is who"
"Really!? You'll have to let me guess... so text 'hey I'm hanging out with ellen, what's up?' and we'll see who replies".
"They'll be like 'new phone who dis?'"
Ellen laughed across from you.
"Honestly I'm so annoying on the chat they probably want to forget me"
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"Ok, so has anyone text yet?"
"Oh they have been hitting us up ellen let me tell you"
You give ellen your phone.
"You can see if you can work out who is who"
Sarah Paulson fangirl:
Hey guys, I'm with ellen! Maybe she can join and we can do another heist?
Lana Banana:
Have you been scared yet?
Princess Mia:
So it's a no to Oprah joining us then?
Bellatrix:
😍😍
