A/N- This is complete babble because it was written at 3am, so it probably doesn't make much sense. It's been a whole ass minute so I thought I'd upload again lol.
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You were on Ellen again, you were pretty much either on her show or on set of a movie, both you and Sarah had even joked that you should have your own personal dressing room permanently on the Ellen set. You were meant to be there to promote Oceans 9.5 but you knew Ellen only wanted you there to get the latest gossip on your pregnancy, her show was the only show you had agreed you would do since announcing the baby or babies. You trusted Ellen a lot, you knew the routine and the set and knew Ellen wouldn't ask too many questions either; you wanted as much privacy as you could get, but you could never resist her or her show. You'd got through the bulk of the show, even managing to pull your aching feet around the studio to dance with the audience. You had never expected your feet to hurt so much, you knew they could be bad, but you could barely stand 5 minutes in a pair of heels anymore. Although if it meant you could get away with wearing flats, you weren't complaining.
"So we're gonna bring Madonna back out and play never have I ever!" The audience cheered loudly at the suggestion of seeing Madonna again. You had never met Madonna before, but had always been a fan since you were a little girl.
"I can't believe you're gonna make me reveal secrets in front of the actual Madonna" Ellen laughed at your admittance, you were nervous as hell, Ellen always managed to pull things out of you that you never really wanted out in the public. Cate was the same, Ellen just pulled out all the secrets, caused you both to be embarrassed all the time.
The music started to play as Madonna herself started to walk towards you, pulling you into a hug before releasing and doing the same with Ellen. You were starstruck, although you were always starstruck. It often took you a while to get your bearings when meeting with the girls for lunch, sometimes forgetting that you were able to live this life, where your idols were your friends and colleagues.
Ellen- "Okay, lets go! Never have I ever texted a nude selfie?" Ellen quickly held up a 'have never' sign and Madonna just giggled to herself, while holding up 'I have'
Madonna- "Going straight in with the questions huh?!"
Y/N- "I mean, how else do you think I landed Sarah Paulson?... I'm joking! Obviously it was my character and charming personality" Ellen and the audience laughed at you, if you could keep them laughing then there would be less time for questions. So less chance to embarrass yourself, not only in front of millions watching on TV, but Madonna!
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@official_y/n: Fell right on the sofa as soon as I got home. My feet are nome existent. But I've been on ellen so do the usual and check it out. Or me. Check me out ;) -
@awkwafina: This caption is chaos and I love it -
Reply to @awkwafina; @official_y/n: Iam chaos
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Reply to @official_y/n; @official_Bullock: That should be your superhero name
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Reply to @official_Bullock; @user: You could be Captain America's sidekick
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Reply to @user; @official_y/n: I'd prefer Natasha. No offence @chrisevans
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@chrisevans: None taken. I support your choice.
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Reply to @chrisevans; @official_y/n: romanogers is canon
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@SarahCatharinePaulson: I swear you have a crush on everyone but me
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Reply to @SarahCatharinePaulson; @official_y/n: I don't need to have a crush on you. I got you already.
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Reply to @official_y/n; @SarahCatharinePaulson: must've been your irresistible charm.
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Reply to @SarahCatharinePaulson; @official_y/n: you're not allowed to bully me. I'm carrying your children
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@official_Blanchett: "iM cArRyInG yOuR bAbIeS" That should be your catchphrase
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@user: Petition for marvel to cast y/n as captain chaos
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Reply to @user; @official_y/n: I'm putting that name in my bio
