--The Roaches--
"Fuck, this place is shitty. It's cold and I'm fucking bored!" Dabi complained.
"Shut up already!" Tomura snapped, "We don't need you telling us that every fucking hour!"
"Why don't you shut up ugly!"
"You wait- I'll decay your whole fucking face off!"
"Bring you piece of shit!"
"I will when we get out of here!"
Tomura rubbed his eyes.
"For the love of god, shut up!" Kurogiri yelled and everyone fell silent.
"Jackass," Dabi hissed.
"I heard that!" the mist man yelled.
Sako started snickering in his cell.
"Is Jin still asleep?" Tomura asked.
"He can sleep through anything."
They laughed lightly before falling quiet again.
"Are you going to marry Ochako or what?" Tomura asked.
"Damn, give us a minute. I wanna know her before I place a ring on her finger. I'm not you and Izuku, making googly eyes at each other."
"Oh yea? You were giving her chocolates, balloons and flowers you sappy fuck."
"I can take my time and spoil her. Besides, she was hurting. I wanted to make her feel better."
Tomura scoffed.
"Whatever."
"I do think she's pretty amazing."
"Who knew the young boys of our little group would fall in love," Sako said with a grin.
"Shut up!" Dabi and Tomura snapped in unison.
Dabi laid his head against the wall thinking of Ochako. Her big smile, those pink cheeks... She was so sweet and caring. He was a little scared he came off too strong but she seemed to ease in somewhat. She seemed still guarded thanks to the hurt Iida had put on her but he could wait. He might've been closer to thirty than her but he had plenty of time.
Even his dad Endeavor was on board with it because Ochako Uraraka was a good girl and she was an even better hero. Every night he went to go feed Fishstick, he was constantly giving him tips and ideas for getting a woman to like him. It wasn't like Dabi needed any help- he was cocky romantic dumbass that was charming.
Ochako found him quite hilarious.
He smiled to himself, listening to Jin's snoring. When he saw something move on his crappy cot. Dabi leaned in closer and saw it was a roach. He jumped upward standing on his cot. He kicked the roach out of his cell with his heart racing.
Disgusting little fuck! UGH!
Just as he calmed down he felt something crawling on his arm and he looked over to see another big ass roach. He let out the girlish fucking scream of his life. They came crawling out of the wall of a three inch hole. Tomura started laughing hearing his friend screaming with a high pitch squeal.
"WHAT THE FUCK! WHAT THE FUCK FUCK FUCK!"
Blue flames shot out of his cell lighting up the room they were in.
"What the fuck Dabi!" Tomura yelled feeling the room jump up to ninety degrees.
"ROACHES!"
Jin was awake now with the metal door slamming open.
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Chockolate Peanut Butter Cake
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