Virgo: Wait, why is everyone at my house?
Gemini: Um, we always go to your house.
Virgo: Yeah, why?
Pisces: Because you're the smart one?
Capricorn: Virgo? *Laughs*
Aries: *Walks into the room with an armful of water balloons* Hey Virgo! Random question, how would you feel if this room got wet?
Virgo: Do I have a choice?
Aries: Ehhhh not really.
Virgo: Okay, just give me a moment to contemplate the pointlessness of my existence.
Aries: ...how long will that take?
Virgo: Just start whenever.
Aries: *A pause* *Shrugs* INTER-SIGN WATER BALLOON FIGHT!!!!
Gemini & Saggy: YEAHHHHHH! *Bombarding everyone else with water balloons they hid all over the house*
Virgo: Where did you even hide these???
Leo: *Stealing water balloons and attacking Aries Gemini and Saggy*
Cancer & Pisces: *Hiding behind Leo*
Scorpio: *Runnig around the house and finding all the secret stashes of water balloons*
Virgo & Libra: *Making a plan*
Aquarius: *Running at Aries Gemini and Saggy with water balloons and missing a lot*
Taurus: *Eating chips* *Occasionally tripping people*
Capricorn: *Making a plan with Virgo and Libra (But planning to backstab them)*
Cancer Leo & Pisces: *Making a fort out of couch cushions*
Scorpio: *Stockpiling all the water balloons*
Virgo Libra & Capricorn: *Planning to lock everyone in the room*
Capricorn: *Locks Virgo and Libra in the room with everyone else*
Aries Gemini & Saggy: *Attacking everyone with no mercy*
Aquarius: *Attacking Aries Gemini & Saggy and getting destroyed*
Scorpio: *Waiting*
Taurus: *Eating chips*
Me: *Is there for some reason and cowering in fear*
Everyone: *Runs out of balloons*
Aries Gemini Leo Saggy & Aquarius: Aw.
Scorpio: SURPRISE, SUCKAZ! *Attacks everyone with her stockpile*
Everyone else: *Trying to hide in the pillow fort*
Cancer Leo & Pisces: *Keeping everyone out*
Scorpio: Heh. That was fun.
Taurus: *Pulls a paintball gun out of her bag of chips and shoots Scorpio*
Capricorn: *Walks back into the room* I win.
Pisces: Hey, Cancer Leo and I aren't wet.
Saggy: FIRE SIGNS RULE!
Aquarius: AIR SIGNS RULE!
Aries: FIRE SIGNS RULE!
Aquarius: AIR SIGNS RULE!
Gemini: FIRE SIGNS- wait. Why am I on their side? AIR SIGNS RULE!
Aries Gemini Saggy & Aquarius: *Fighting*
Capricorn Virgo & Libra: *Arguing about who won*
Taurus & Scorpio: *Watching and eating chips*
Cancer: Okay, we definitely won.
Leo: Yeah.
Pisces: Totally.
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Another Zodiac Story (Archived)
RandomDisclaimer: This story contains: -12 poorly written characters who unironically dab -One bag of potato chips that breaks the laws of physics -A fish named Charlie -No fourth wall -Guys look I hacked the author's account LIONS FOR LIFE -LEO -LEO LEO...
