Aries: *Sleeping*
Saggy: *Climbs in Aries's window*
Aries: *Cuddling a teddy bear*
Saggy: Aw, that's cute. *Snaps a picture* *Pulls out a bullhorn* *Plays bullhorn*
Aries: *Falls out of bed* WHa-?
Saggy: Morning!
Aries: You child of satan.
Saggy: Love you too! *Escapes out the window after blowing a kiss*
Aries: CHILD OF SATAN
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*Taurus Cancer and Pisces are chatting and waiting for the bus to arrive*
Taurus: *Eating doritos*
Cancer: Ooh, can I have some?
Taurus: If you really want to... *Hands Cancer the bag* *Pulls out a bag of normal chips*
Cancer: *Eats a dorito* *Steam blows out of ears*
Pisces: *Reading the bag* This says triple double spicy trouble.
Taurus: Yup. New brand. Really good.
Cancer: *Runs in circles with her tongue hanging out* *Accidentally runs into Scorpio*
Scorpio: ...
Cancer: *Screams* *Runs behind the others*
Scorpio: *Laughs evilly*
Taurus: *Eating chips*
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*Capricorn wakes up in the new mansion to get ready for school and wanders downstairs.*
Gemini Leo & Aquarius: *Asleep on the floor*
Capricorn: ...what?
Libra: Gemini had a sleepover.
Capricorn: Remind me why I moved in with you two.
Libra: You like the olympic size pool and library.
Capricorn: Ah, yes.
Aquarius: *Wakes up* AH IT'S CAPRICORN
Capricorn: ...
Gemini: Yeah, it's Capricorn...?
Aquarius: ...yeah sorry weird dream.
Gemini: I'm hungry. *Starts making breakfast*
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Pisces: Finally, the bus is here! *Opens backpack* We're nearly there, Charlie!
Cancer: You're bringing Charlie to school?
Pisces: Yeah?
Cancer: Okay!
*The bus starts to slow down*
Saggy: *Shoulders past everyone onto the bus* GO GO GO!
Bus driver: Uh... *Sees Aries*
Aries: CHILD OF SATAN PREPARE TO DIE!
Bus driver: *Speeds away fifty miles over the speed limit*
Cancer & Pisces: ...
Scorpio: So long sucks! *Hanging on to the back of the bus*
Taurus: *Eating chips*
Aries: *Chasing the bus on foot* I'LL VIVISECT YOU
Cancer & Pisces: ...
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Another Zodiac Story (Archived)
RandomDisclaimer: This story contains: -12 poorly written characters who unironically dab -One bag of potato chips that breaks the laws of physics -A fish named Charlie -No fourth wall -Guys look I hacked the author's account LIONS FOR LIFE -LEO -LEO LEO...
