*In Aries and Saggy's tower one morning*
Saggy: *Walks up to Aries's bed* Hey Aaaaaaarrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiii.
Aries: *snoring*
Saggy: Aaaaaaarrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiii
Aries: *snoring*
Saggy: *flips bed*
Aries: *Jumps up* Hey! What was that for?
Saggy: *shrugs* I'm bored. Let's do something.
Aries: Yeah? Like what?
Saggy: Let's prank everyone!
Aries: *laughs evilly* Good idea.
*Meanwhile*
Libra: *Making breakfast*
Capricorn: *Walks in* Dangit.
Libra: I got here first, so butt out.
Capricorn: You don't have to do this every day.
Libra: You did it yesterday. You deserve a break.
Capricorn: But you did it the day before that, and you deserve a break too.
Aries: *Walks in with Saggy* You both deserve a break! Let Saggy and I do it!
Capricorn: Punch me.
Aries: Why?
Capricorn: Just do it.
Aries: *Decks Capricorn*
Capricorn: *Face down on the floor* *stands up* Oh, hey Libra. I had this really weird dream where Aries was offering to be helpful... *sees Aries* Never mind. Yeah, you can make breakfast.
Libra: Thanks a lot guys! *Leaves with Capricorn*
Saggy: Are they gone?
Aries: *Peers around the corner* They're gone.
Saggy: Excellent. *Pulls out ingrediants* Let's make pancakes, they seem pretty easy.
Aries: I found the chili peppers!
Saggy: That won't be enough. We need something way more spicy than that.
Aries: What about this triple double quadruple hot sauce I found?
Saggy: Excellent.
Aries: You say excellent like an evil genius.
Saggy: I am an evil genius.
Aries: You do realize, this won't work on everyone. The first few will warn the others.
Saggy: Oh yeah...
Aries: Don't worry, we'll prank them in some other way.
*Meanwhile*
Pisces: How are you so good at that?
Cancer: *painting* I'm not that good.
Taurus: She's being modest. She's really good.
Cancer: Aw, thanks!
Pisces: Hey, do you do portraits?
Cancer: Sure! I can paint you if you want.
Pisces: Me? No! I want you to paint Charlie!
Cancer: *Laughs* Sure! *Begins painting*
Gemini: *Walks into the room* Hi guys!
Pisces: Hush child, don't interrupt the great Cancer's muse.
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