Pisces: This is not a turtle.
Leo: I am fairly confident that this is a turtle.
Pisces: Tutrles, in general, tend to have shells.
Leo: Well we can't all be perfect, Pisces.
Pisces: No, that's just a fact. Turtles have shells.
Leo: Pisces! Shhh! You might hurt it's feelings! This poor little turtle was made fun of by all the other turtle because he didn't have a shell, and now you have to go rubbing it in. Shame on you!
Pisces: But that's not a turtle...? It's a clownfish...?
Leo: How dare you tell this turtle what it can be!
Pisces: ...
Pisces: ...
Pisces: Leo, you're right. It was wrong of me to try to force an identity on this turtle. I say if it wants to be a turtle, then by all means, it shall be a turtle!
Leo: Yay!!
*Meanwhile*
*In the library*
Virgo: *reading*
Aries: *runs into the library* Hey Virgo!
Virgo: Hello Aries.
Aries: Let's play darts!
Virgo: Can't you see I'm reading right now?
Aries: You can do that later. *Drags Virgo away* *They walk down the hall* Okay, you go first. *Hands Virgo a kinfe*
Virgo: This is a knife.
Aries: I call it manly darts.
Virgo: You're certifiably insane.
Aries: Are you going to go of not?
Virgo: *prepares to throw*
Aries: Wait, I'll get Saggy... *Walks into line of fire*
Virgo: Wait- *Accidently throws* *hits Aries*
Aries: *drops to the floor*
Virgo: ARIES!
Aries: *not moving*
Virgo: *Runs over to Aries* Aries! Aries, are you okay?!?! Aries! Say something!
Aries: *opens her eyes* Something. *Holds up rubber knife*
Virgo: ...
Aries: Hah! I finally got you!
Virgo: You're a little monster.
Aries: I actually finally scared you!
Virgo: Next time I'm just watching you bleed.
Aries: That's fair.
Virgo: *Walks away*
Aries: Virgo! Wait!
Virgo: *Stops* What?
Aries: *Smirks* Aren't you going to finish the darts game?
Virgo: *Smiles slightly* Alright.
*Meanwhile*
Scorpio: *phone rings* *Answers phone* What do you want?
Aquarius: Do you answer all your calls this way?
Scorpio: Yes. *Hangs up*
*Phone rings*
Scorpio: *Picks up phone* What do you want?
YOU ARE READING
Another Zodiac Story (Archived)
AcakDisclaimer: This story contains: -12 poorly written characters who unironically dab -One bag of potato chips that breaks the laws of physics -A fish named Charlie -No fourth wall -Guys look I hacked the author's account LIONS FOR LIFE -LEO -LEO LEO...
