Gemini: Ooh chemistry! This sounds fun! *Pours frothing liquid into a test tube*
Capricorn: I'm pretty sure that's not how it works.
Gemini: Hush, I'm channeling my muse
Capricorn: You do that. I'll go stand over here.
Gemini: Okee! *Pours liquid*
*The test tube explodes*
Gemini: *Covered in ash*
Capricorn: *Smirks*
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Libra: *Walks into the girl's bathroom* Scorpio? Are you in here?
Scorpio: What?
Libra: There you are. History started ten minutes ago.
Scorpio: ...and your point is?
Libra: ...never mind. *Leaves*
Scorpio: *Laughing*
Cancer: *Walks in* *Hears Scorpio laughing* *Is scarred for life*
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Leo: *Walks into the gym* What's up?
Taurus: I'm watching Aries and Saggy getting way too competitive for gym class.
Aries: LOSER! YOU SUCK AT EVERYTHING!
Saggy: OH YEAH? LOOK WHO'S TALKING!
Leo: Wait aren't they friends?
Taurus: Yeah
Leo: Huh. *Sits down next to Taurus*
Taurus: *Eating chips*
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*The bell rings*
Aquarius: FREEDOM! *Sprints out of the building* *Runs into a telephone pole*
Virgo: *Facepalms*
Aquarius: Shun the haters!
Pisces: Guys!! There's a new pet store and they have fish!!!
Virgo: Uh, so?
Aquarius: Eh, let's go. It's an upstream battle.
Virgo: What... that doesn't even make sense as a pun-
Pisces: You're both coming! *Drags Virgo and Aquarius to the fish store*
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Another Zodiac Story (Archived)
De TodoDisclaimer: This story contains: -12 poorly written characters who unironically dab -One bag of potato chips that breaks the laws of physics -A fish named Charlie -No fourth wall -Guys look I hacked the author's account LIONS FOR LIFE -LEO -LEO LEO...
