Aries: *Wanders downstairs* *Goes over to the fridge* Ooh sweet! Last cupcake is for me! *Reaches for it*
Libra: *Wanders in* Oh, hey, Aries, how's it- wait, stop!
Aries: *Freezes, the cupcake halfway to her mouth* Hm?
Libra: I was saving that for Capricorn! There's only one left!
Aries: Hold on, you can't 'save' cupcakes for people. It's first come, first serve.
Libra: Didn't you hear me last night? I said during dinner 'hey nobody eat the last cupcake, it's Capricorn's.'
Aries: Pfft, and you were expecting me to listen?
Libra: ...well, yeah...
Aries: *Pat's Libra's shoulder* It's fine, we all make mistakes. I'm gonna eat my cupcake now, cool?
Libra: What? No!
Saggy: *Walks in* Hey, what's all the fuss about?
Libra: Saggy! Weren't you there last night when I said I was saving the last cupcake?
Saggy: ...when was this?
Libra: *Sighs* never mind.
Taurus: *Walks in* Hi guys- wait, why is Aries about to eat my cupcake?
Aries Libra & Saggy: Your cupcake???
Saggy: Hold on, I was just coming down here to eat that.
Aries: I got here first!
Taurus: Really? Huh, I just kind of assumed that all the food in this house de facto belonged to me.
Gemini: *Walking in* That is... not at all how that works. What's all the fuss about?
Saggy: Aries took-
Libra: But it was mine in the first place-
Taurus: I'm really hungry-
Aries: I'm literally just trying to eat my cupcake, people.
Gemini: Wait, is this about the cupcakes I baked last week?
Saggy: Yeah.
Gemini: Last one right? Hand it over.
Aries: *Hugs plate* No!! My precious!!
Gemini: I'm the chef, right? So I get dibs?
All: No!
Gemini: Oh, come on! It's always been the rule!
Virgo: *Walks in* Why is everyone standing around?
*Everyone begins talking*
Virgo: *Holds up hands* I don't want to know. It's way too early for this. I'm just going to have some breakfast. *Opens the fridge* Hey, where did the last cupcake go?
Libra: Virgo, not you too!
Virgo: What? *Sees Aries with the cupcake* *Grumbles* Should have known.
Cancer: *Walks in* *Sees everyone* What's going on?
*Everyone begins talking*
Cancer: Ummm ooookay then. *Walks over to Aries* Hey Aries, wanna split the cupcake?
All: NO!
Cancer: ...
Cancer: Rude.
Pisces: *Walks in* Uhhhh what?
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Another Zodiac Story (Archived)
CasualeDisclaimer: This story contains: -12 poorly written characters who unironically dab -One bag of potato chips that breaks the laws of physics -A fish named Charlie -No fourth wall -Guys look I hacked the author's account LIONS FOR LIFE -LEO -LEO LEO...
