Virgo: ARIES! LET ME OUT!
Libra: *Opens the door* What happened? Why are you locked in your room?
Virgo: *Shoulders his way out* If you really want to know check the group chat. I have some fire signs to murder. And some air signs. And maybe an earth sign but I can't prove anything.
Libra: Yikes.
Capricorn: *Mutters* We leave the house for one day...
Virgo: Oh yeah, how was your day?
Libra: *Smiles* It was good.
Virgo: Great. That's good. You guys can relax. I'll take care of the... others.
Libra: Thanks a lot, Virgo.
Virgo: *Storms off*
Libra: I think maybe we should tell the others tomorrow.
Capricorn: I think maybe you're right.
Libra: Goodnight, Cap.
Capricorn: Goodnight, Libra.
*They go into their rooms for the night*
*In Pisces's room*
Cancer: What is that... screaming?
Pisces: I think we should probably stay in here for the rest of the night. Or at least stay in our own hallway.
Cancer: Yeah, that might be for the best. *Turns to Taurus* Do you know what's going on?
Taurus: *Eating chips* no
*Elsewhere*
Aries: RUN SAGGY RUN
Saggy: WE'RE ALMOST THERE
Virgo: YOU ARE GOING TO COME BACK HERE, APOLOGIZE, AND THEN CLEAN UP ALL THE MESS
Aries: WE'RE HERE *Runs into the tower*
Saggy: *Runs into the tower and slams the trap door shut, locks it*
Virgo: GET OUT OF THERE *Banging on the trapdoor*
Aries: HAHAHA- wait, what are you guys doing in here
Gemini: OH CRAP THEY'RE BACK
Leo: AHHHH *Runs up the ladder
Aquarius: WAIT FOR MEH
*The three scramble up the ladder*
Saggy: Why are they in here?
Aries: DON'T YOU DARE GO IN MY ROOM
Saggy: Ok fair
Aries: *Busts open the trapdoor Gemini is sitting on*
Gemini: *Goes flying into a wall*
Aries: Why are you guys in here?
Leo: Hiding form Virgo...?
Saggy: Hey, us too!
Aquarius: Wow, what a coincidince!
Aries: Yeah, let's have a party!
*Meanwhile*
Virgo: *Ears pressed to the trapdoor* Are they playing... music?
*Meanwhile*
Aries: *Wearing sunglasses and jamming out by the radio*
Saggy: *Also wearing sunglasses and making it rain with monopoly money*
Gemini & Aquarius: *Slow dancing on the ping pong table*
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Another Zodiac Story (Archived)
RandomDisclaimer: This story contains: -12 poorly written characters who unironically dab -One bag of potato chips that breaks the laws of physics -A fish named Charlie -No fourth wall -Guys look I hacked the author's account LIONS FOR LIFE -LEO -LEO LEO...
