Teacher: OKAY LISTEN UP EVERYONE WE HAVE A POP TEST TODAY THAT IS 150% OF YOUR GRADE SO I HOPE Y'ALL STUDIED
Aries: Yo, what? 150%? There's no such thing as a pop test!
Saggy: *stands up* This is an injustice! I refuse to stand for this!
Aquarius: Actually, you just did.
Saggy: ...
Aquarius: ...
Saggy: *jumps over the desk and tackles Aquarius*
Teacher: *plays bullhorn* Okay, I'm passing out the tests now! You have ten minutes to complete all 3464573 questions! And... begin!
Aries: What is this sorcery???
Cancer: I don't know this one...
Leo: None of this is about lions!!!
Libra: Okay... um... I know this... pythagorean theorum...
Scorpio: *glaring at the test*
Gemini: Haha, I know all these answers! *Filling out questions randomly*
Saggy: *crossing her arms and refusing to fill out the test*
Capricorn: None of this matters because I am already a billionaire.
Aquarius: Um... uh... URANIUM no not that...
Pisces: Uh, Charlie, which one do you think it is?
Cancer: No, I don't know this one either...
Gemini: Ooh, true or false! *Flips a coin*
Taurus: *eating chips*
Virgo: *low-key filling out all the answers*
Scorpio: *still glaring at the test*
Leo: This one I'm pretty sure is Simba...
Capricorn: *filling out random answers*
Aries: *copying Capricorn's answers*
Libra: What??? We haven't even learned about any of this!
Saggy: *organizing a revolution*
Aquarius: PLUTO! YES! THE HORSEHEAD NEBULA!
Pisces: Ooh, I know this one! Fish food is 34% ricotta cheese...
Taurus: *still eating chips*
Gemini: *writing* The boston tea party... was an event... that took place... during the late 1300s...
Cancer: I don't know any of these!!! *Hyperventilating*
Scorpio: *burning holes in the test with her eyes*
Capricorn: *bored and staring out the window*
Aries: *staring out the window like there's a cheat sheet out there*
Leo: AHHHHH ZABENYAAAAA
Saggy: *working to undermine the school board*
Pisces: *has given up and is watching Charlie*
Aquarius: DRAGONS ARE REAL *falls asleep*
Cancer: I'm going to fail highschool and never get a job
Gemini: *writing* Actually... my cousin jane... Was at the boston tea party herself...
Libra: ...
Taurus: *still eating*
Saggy: *stabs her test with a knife* It had to die
Aries: This test is so hard anyways no one could ever finish it.
Virgo: *raises hand* Uh, miss? I'm done.
Aries: ...
Virgo: ...
Teacher: How even?
Leo: *points* AHHH SCORPIO'S PAPER CAUGHT ON FIRE
Scorpio: Success!
Saggy: YES SCORPIO VIVA LA REVOLUTION
Virgo: WHY IS THERE A FIRE???
Scorpio: Eh I was bored
Virgo: BAD SCORPIO BAD
Teacher: See you later suckers *runs out the door*
Aries: FIRE BWAHAHA
Taurus: *eating chips*
Gemini: *still writing* She said to me... that it could have used... a little more sugar...
Cancer: Why does there always end up being a fire?
Virgo: WELL IT ISN'T MY FAULT
Cancer: I never said it was...
Pisces: *hugs Cancer for no reason*
Leo: WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIEEEE
Saggy: *singing the french national anthem*
Capricorn: *Just watching everyone* idiots
Virgo: *dumping everyone's water bottles on the fire*
Leo: HEEELLLLPPPP
Aquarius: *wakes up* Ooh look a fire
Leo: SAVE ME AQUA
Aquarius: OK. *Pulls an eight foot super soaker out of his backpack and shoots the fire* *somehow misses*
Saggy: Excellent work, Aquarius! We shall call the people to arms! *Snatches the super soaker and puts out the fire*
All: ...
Gemini: *still writing* And that... is what happened... at the boston tea party... Done! *Looks up* Why is everyone standing around?
Taurus: I dunno *eating chips*
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Another Zodiac Story (Archived)
De TodoDisclaimer: This story contains: -12 poorly written characters who unironically dab -One bag of potato chips that breaks the laws of physics -A fish named Charlie -No fourth wall -Guys look I hacked the author's account LIONS FOR LIFE -LEO -LEO LEO...