Capricorn: *checks watch* Okay, it's sunset now. Aries Saggy and Aquarius have been missing for several hours now. I think it's time we make a search party.
Aquarius: *runs into the clearing with Saggy on his shoulders and war paint on* YAAAAHHHHHH
All: ...
Saggy: *also with war paint on* *dismounts* Hi guys! Howzit goin'?
All: ...
Saggy: What?
All: ...
Saggy: Is there something in my teeth?
All: ...
Virgo: Where have you guys been??? And where's Aries???
Saggy: Weel, so after doing secret cool camping stuff for a few hours we thought we were lost, so I accessed my super camping expertise and built us a lean-to to fend off the elements. Then, we got attacked by a giant moose, and I saved Aquarius's life when he sprained his ankle by hitting the moose with my sling shot.
Aquarius: I tripped over a squirrel and Saggy threw a rock at it.
Saggy: My version was more dramatic.
Virgo: Yes, okay, so where's Aries?
Saggy: So then, we used our orienteering skills with the night sky to find our way back to the campsite.
Aquarius: Aries remembered she had a map in her backpack.
Virgo: And where is she...?
Aries: *jumps out of a tree onto Virgo* Hi!
Virgo: *face down on the ground* You don't have to make a fricking entrance. We already know you're fricking insane.
Aries: Yes, but I like to remind you guys. *Gets off of Virgo and helps him up* Is there dinner yet? We haven't eaten.
Capricorn: Yes, and that's entirely your fault.
Taurus: *lowers pot of food away from her mouth* I guess you can have the rest...
Gemini: Hey, can I have some of that war paint?
Aquarius: Sure. *Dumps war paint over Gemini's head*
Gemini: MY FABULOUS HAIR
Leo: My hair is more fabulous than your hair.
Gemini: Excuse you, my hair is fabulous. *Tries to flip hair and sprays everyone with war paint*
Libra: Aries and Saggy, you guys still need to set up your tent.
Aries: Virgo's setting it up for us.
Virgo: Dream on.
Saggy: With my amazing camping skills, I will set it up in less than twenty seconds!
Capricorn: *starts stopwatch*
Saggy: *setting up tent*
Aquarius: Wait, so who am I tenting with? *Looks at Gemini and Leo*
Scorpio: You're tenting with me.
Aquarius: ...
Scorpio: I swear to god if you snore...
Aquarius: *mouthes 'help me'*
Saggy: DONE
Capricorn: Twenty-two seconds.
Saggy: ... fight me.
Aries: I dare you to fight Capricorn!
Capricorn: What?
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Another Zodiac Story (Archived)
RandomDisclaimer: This story contains: -12 poorly written characters who unironically dab -One bag of potato chips that breaks the laws of physics -A fish named Charlie -No fourth wall -Guys look I hacked the author's account LIONS FOR LIFE -LEO -LEO LEO...
