Taurus: *Eating chips*
Capricorn: Let's go back to Virgo now.
Taurus: Sure.
Capricorn: ...after I grab my book. It's really boring out there.
Taurus: No problem. Let's go upstairs. There can't be too much going on up there.
*Meanwhile*
Pisces: Are we ready?
Cancer: Ready.
Pisces: Okay. *Starts pushing a cannon down the hall towards the fire sign's tower*
Libra: *Watching the water signs head towards the tower* Oh no! Gemini's in there! What do we do?
Aquarius: We must rescue him, of course! Don't worry, Gemini, I'll save you! *Readies rubber band*
Libra: *Holds Aquarius back* But then we'll blow his cover. Let's stall the water signs until Gemini gives us the ok. *Pulls Aquarius out into the hall*
Cancer: *Sees Libra and Aquarius* Hi guys! How's it going!
Libra: Good, good... you?
Pisces: Pretty good. We're just, uh, moving this cannon.
Libra: Yes, I can see that.
Aquarius: OH MY GOODNESS LOOK OVER THERE!
Cancer & Pisces: *Turn to look*
Aquarius: *Tries to steal the cannon* Unnhhh heavy!
Cancer: ...what are you doing?
Aquarius: ...hugging the cannon?
Libra: *Sighs*
Pisces: That's a little weird.
Cancer: Yeah.
Cannon: Yeah.
Aquarius: AHHH A TALKING CANNON
Libra: *Frowns* Wait, is there someone inside that cannon?
Cancer Pisces & the cannon: No
Libra: ...are you sure?
*Meanwhile*
Capricorn: *Walking to his room*
Gemini's room: Ahaha! I win!
Taurus: Wait, is that Leo I hear?
Capricorn: ...yeah, I think so.
Taurus: I think a little pre-revenge revenge is in order.
Capricorn: Knock yourself out. *Walks away*
Taurus: *Unlocks Gemini's room* LEO
Leo: AHHH ITS TAURUS oh wait it wasn't me.
Taurus: Oh, huh. That's okay. You can take me to Aries and Saggy.
Leo: And Gemini.
Taurus: No, just Aries and Saggy is fine.
Leo: Gemini will be there too.
Taurus: ...I see.
Leo: Okay, let's go!
*Meanwhile*
Libra: Look, I'm positive there is someone hiding inside that cannon.
Cancer: Nobody's inside the cannon!
Pisces: Yeah, I mean what kind of an idiot would lurk inside a cannon
Cannon: This was your stupid idea.
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Another Zodiac Story (Archived)
RandomDisclaimer: This story contains: -12 poorly written characters who unironically dab -One bag of potato chips that breaks the laws of physics -A fish named Charlie -No fourth wall -Guys look I hacked the author's account LIONS FOR LIFE -LEO -LEO LEO...
