Leo: I feel like this is a bad idea.
Aquarius: Whoa! Leo is right about something!
Gemini: *Slow claps*
Leo: Er, so are we doing this or not?
Aquarius: Considering the turbo enjines and cumbustion rate, it should work...
Gemini: HECK YEAH *Presses start button on mini car with amped up jet*
*The mini car zooms down a hall*
*Meanwhile*
Cancer: Um... got any threes?
Taurus: *Shakes her head* Go fish.
Pisces: YES CHARLIE
Cancer: *Laughs*
Taurus: You two are perfect for each other.
Cancer & Pisces: Aww, thanks!
*There is a roaring noise*
Cancer: Hey, what's that?
Gemini Leo & Aquarius: *Zoom through on a mini car*
Leo: I DON'T WANT TO DIEEEEEE
Gemini: HI GUYS
Aquarius: GO CHARLIE
Taurus Cancer & Pisces: ...
Gemini Leo & Aquarius: *gone*
Taurus: Okay then. *Eats a chip*
*Meanwhile*
Virgo: *Walks into the library*
Aries: *Drops from the ceiling* RAHHH
Virgo: Hello Aries.
Aries: Dangit! *Storms off*
Saggy: *Laughing hyserically*
Virgo: ...
Saggy: *Makes the crazy sign and follows Aries*
Virgo: ...
Virgo: *Shrugs and grabs a book to read*
Capricorn: Oh, hi Virgo.
Virgo: Hello Capricorn. What are you reading?
Capricorn: *Holds up a book* How to stay a billionaire.
Virgo: That's right, I keep forgetting you and Gemini are super rich.
Capricorn: I'm pretty sure Leo spent all Gemini's money it all on gold lion statues for his room.
Virgo: Somehow that doesn't surprise me.
Capricorn: You're not annoyed by them being weird anymore?
Virgo: *Shrugs* I'm over it.
*There is a roaring noise*
Capricorn: Is that the heater?
Gemini Leo & Aquarius: *Bust through the library doors*
Gemini: YEAH BOIIIII
Leo: *Eyes squeezed shut* I'M TOO YOUNG
Aquarius: DRAGONS ARE REAL
Capricorn: *Holds up book in front of face*
Virgo: OH NO, NOT IN THE LIBRARY YOU DON'T! *Chases after the car*
Capricorn: ...
*Crashes sound from elsewhere*
Capricorn: Over it, eh?
YOU ARE READING
Another Zodiac Story (Archived)
RandomDisclaimer: This story contains: -12 poorly written characters who unironically dab -One bag of potato chips that breaks the laws of physics -A fish named Charlie -No fourth wall -Guys look I hacked the author's account LIONS FOR LIFE -LEO -LEO LEO...
