Another Zodiac Story (Archived)

I Got The Power

Virgo: Hello everyone! Welcome to another meeting of our book club. For last week, I believe we were supposed to read the 46th installment in the Herbert the Bunny series, entitled Herbert the Bunny Eats a Muffin. Before we get into that, are there any questions?

Cancer: Yeah, where are Taurus Gemini and Pisces?

Virgo: Apparently they had something very important to do which they couldn't get out of.

Cancer: Oh, okay.

Virgo: Any other questions?

Leo: Yes, why is Scorpio here? This was supposed to be my safe place.

Virgo: ...

Scorpio: He has a valid point.

Virgo: *Glaring at Leo* Scorpio has decided to join book club because she wants to enjoy quality litterature and intelligent conversation.

Scorpio: Taurus said there were snacks.

Virgo: Okay, so the point is, who would like to summarize the book?

Cancer: So basically what happened is Herbert eats a muffin. That's pretty much it.

Leo: Yeah, honestly I think that the Herbert the Bunny series has really gone downhill since it peaked at Herbert's birthday party.

Cancer: Pisces cried while we were reading that. He gets emotional over these books.

Leo: *Nods* It was a moving scene.

Virgo: ...

Leo: So, I assume we're moving on to the 47th one?

Virgo: Do we really have to?

Scorpio: What's it called?

Virgo: Herbert the Bunny Eats a Blueberry Muffin.

Scorpio: That sounds positively fascinating.

Leo: I can't wait!

Virgo: ... okay I'm done. Meeting adjourned. See you all in a week with a greater understanding of the taste in muffins of a fictional rabbit.

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Pisces: *Runs in* Hi guys! Sorry I'm late. Are we ready?

Gemini: Where are Aries and Aquarius?

Pisces: Oh, they said they had something very important to do which they couldn't get out of.

Saggy: Okay, their loss.

Taurus: We ready?

Gemini: *Nods*

Taurus: *Boots up the craftmineblocks server*

Gemini: I love this game! I won it a few times when I was twelve.

Pisces: ...you can win craftmineblocks?

Saggy: Sure you can. You just have to brutally kill the other multiplayers enough times.

Pisces: ...you know, I think I'll sit next to Taurus.

Saggy: Your loss. *Props her feet up on the chair*

Gemini: Hey, look! A village!

Saggy: Really??? Where???

Gemini: Over here.

Pisces: ...Taurus what are you doing?

Taurus: Eating an apple, I'm hungry.

Pisces: ...we're in creative.

Gemini: Saggy, what are you doing...?

Saggy: WAHAHAHA *burning the village down*