All: *Waiting for the bus after school*
Bus: *Pulls up*
Pisces: *hugs the bus* DELIVERANCE
All: *climbs onto the bus*
Bus: *Drives away*
Busdriver: Hey, guess what kids?
Cancer: Is it just me or does that sound kind of creepy?
Bus driver: *removes sunglasses and wig*
Me: SURPRISE IT'S ME
All: *dramatic gasp* YOU!
Me: I litterally just said that...
Saggy: What do you want?
Me: *Chuckles evilly* I just want you to answer a few questions... no, actually that's it. We have zodiac sign Q&A, questions taken directly from our number one source... the internet!
Pisces: YAY
Me: Yeah, I basically just googled questions for the zodiac signs, so they're kind of random. But also, I added one original question pertaining to the story for each of you.
All: Story?
Gemini: What's pertaining mean?
Taurus: Is that really relevant?
Capricorn: That was pretty much a perfect definition.
Taurus: Ah, yeah, I definitely knew that.
Me: Question number one! Drumroll, please.
*Crickets*
Me: Aries, how is it so easy for you to make friends?
Aries: Because I'm fabulous. *Flips hair*
Me: Taurus, why do you isolate yourself?
Taurus: Um, do I? Sometimes I just need space, I guess.
Me: Gemini, will you ever stop searching for a new adventure?
Gemini: NOPE
Me: Cancer, why are you so hard on youself?
Cancer: I'm not hard on myself! I'm just honest about my negative qualities.
Pisces: You don't have any! *Hugs Cancer*
All: Aww...
Me: Leo, how do you remain so positive even in the most unfortunate circumstances?
Leo: BECAUSE I'M BATMA- er... fabulous...
Me: Virgo, why is it that you rarely talk, but when you do you say the most beautiful things?
Virgo: I never say beautiful things.
Aquarius: Hey! What's my name?
Virgo: Aquarius...?
Aquarius: You just said a beautiful thing.
Virgo: *Facepalms*
Me: Libra, why do you succeed at everything?
Libra: Er, do I? I don't think I do.
Me: Scorpio, why are you so infatuated with power?
Scorpio: *laughs evilly* Because power is cool.
Me: Saggy, how do you stay so honest?
Saggy: I just speak my mind. If you don't like my opinion, screw you.
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Another Zodiac Story (Archived)
De TodoDisclaimer: This story contains: -12 poorly written characters who unironically dab -One bag of potato chips that breaks the laws of physics -A fish named Charlie -No fourth wall -Guys look I hacked the author's account LIONS FOR LIFE -LEO -LEO LEO...
