*One hour later*
Virgo: Is everyone done setting up their tents?
Libra: Yeah.
Virgo: Okay. And Aries Saggy and Aquarius still aren't back yet...
Scorpio: So I had to set up the whole fricking tent by myself.
Virgo: Okay, so we need a group to get firewood, a group to build a fire, and a group to cook.
Pisces: *grabs Taurus and Cancer* We're cooking!
Taurus: Hm? *Eating the ingrediants*
Cancer: Taurus, you can't eat raw pasta...
Taurus: Yeah, it tastes weird. *Puts down box* *pulls out bag of chips* *eats chips*
Leo: I voulenteer to make fire!
Virgo: Oh no you don't. You're on wood duty. None of the fire signs are allowed near the fire.
Leo: Aw. *Pouts*
Gemini: *sticks tongue out* I get to make fire!
Leo: Fine. I get to be cool and collect these beautiful sticks with Virgy and Cappy.
Capricorn: I did not sign up for this.
Leo: *drags Virgo and Capricorn into the woods*
Libra: So, until they get back with the sticks, the rest of us have free time, I guess.
Gemini: Ooh, let's play a game!
Pisces: I love games!
Gemini: This game is called silently judging your friends.
Taurus: I know this game. It usually turns into vocally judging your friends.
Scorpio: If not aggressively fighting your friends.
Pisces: Let's play!
Gemini: Okay! If you like chocolate ice cream go to the left, vanilla, go to the right.
Taurus & Scorpio: *go to the left*
Gemini Cancer & Libra: *go to the right*
Pisces: But... *looks back and forth quickly* I like them both!
Libra: Try and pick one.
Pisces: *sighs* *goes to the left* FORGIVE ME VANILLA
Libra: Right, dogs, left, cats.
Taurus Gemini & Pisces: *go to the right*
Cancer Libra & Scorpio: *go to the left*
Cancer: What??? How could you not like kittens!!! They're adorable!!!
Pisces: But dogs are way more fun!
Cancer: How could you say that??? Kittens are kittenaliciously wonderful!!!
Pisces: No, dogs are better! You can play games with them and cats just sit there!
Cancer: No they don't!!!
Cancer & Pisces: *arguing*
Libra: I was not expecting this.
Gemini: Libra! What have you done to their relationship?
Taurus: This is hilarious. I've never seen them have a spat before.
Scorpio: *eating chips*
Taurus: *noticies* Hey! *Steals the chips back*
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Another Zodiac Story (Archived)
De TodoDisclaimer: This story contains: -12 poorly written characters who unironically dab -One bag of potato chips that breaks the laws of physics -A fish named Charlie -No fourth wall -Guys look I hacked the author's account LIONS FOR LIFE -LEO -LEO LEO...
