untitled

Nothing Really Matters (bc its stuck in my head CONSTANTLY)

Calum

Have you ever tried to do yoga a little bit drunk? It is not easy.

It didn't really help that in those very early and very drunk moments, Lennon was the hottest girl I had ever seen in my whole life. So on top of having zero balance I was also drooling over her as she bent over and twisted around in the poses we were supposed to be following along to.

I wondered if I looked as obvious as Ashton did when he stared at Sheldon during Hangover Yoga.

I don't remember how we got there, but after that I was on the bus listening to Parker - our gopher - explain this weird game he made up. My half drunk brain somehow thought it made sense.

I ended up going to sleep though. I couldn't stay awake if I wanted to, and I didn't love the idea of getting a waking hangover. Those were meant to come about in the dead of sleep for a reason.

When I woke up, the sun was up and Lennon was shaking me awake in my bunk. "Cal, we're stopped for lunch." I peaked out at her and saw her scrunch her nose up at the nickname. She either decided she didn't like how it sounded or she didn't think we knew each other well enough for nicknames. "Do you want to come?"

"No." I mumbled, feeling a bit sick though I wasn't sure if it was from drinking so much last night or if it was motion sickness. It could have be both honestly.

"Can I bring something back for you?" She was trying to be nice, but I didn't need her to be.

"No I'm fine." I grumbled before I turned over. She didn't respond but I felt her squeeze my shoulder before she left. She was sweet.

I woke up again after we were on the back on the road. It was well into the day now and I did feel much better. I hopped out of my bunk and found everyone in various places on the bus. Luke was looking at his phone at the front curled up in his seat. Sheldon and Michael were playing some kind of video games on the front TV. They were laughing and talking trash. I had no idea who was winning. Ashton was in the back clicking through the fuzzy TV channels on the TV while Lennon sat half asleep on the opposite side of the couch.

She looked up as I came into the back lounge and smiled softly. "You're awake!" She sounded sleepy. "I got you some food. It's in the fridge." She pointed toward the front of the bus.

"Oh, thanks...." I turned and went the other way. I found a little styrofoam box with a green sticky note shaped like a heart on top. It had my name on it in girly blue handwriting. I opened it and found Avocado Toast with bacon and hash browns.

"Your girlfriend got that for you." Sheldon said without even looking away from the TV. "She's very worried about you missing food."

"Adorable." Luke mumbled, also more occupied with his phone than the conversation. They were so irritating.

I went back to the back lounge and sat down at the little booth back there to eat. I took out my phone and scrolled through some social media while I ate.

It didn't look like anyone was spilling the beans about our tour so far. That was a little exciting. I thought for sure this tour idea was gonna backfire and kick us in the face.

A text from Ashton popped up and I looked over at him. He wasn't letting on that he sent it.

Ashton(work):
You and L fuck last night?

That was a really good question. I glanced over at her. She was now completely asleep. She was using one of my hoodies as a pillow. I'm not sure where she got it though.

Calum:
Absolutely no fucking clue

I wasn't exactly against the idea. I did feel a bit bad that it happened while I was amazingly inebriated.