Read my story bitch. I know I'm late AF but I decided to shoot my shot anyway cuz I'm bored and this is the funniest shit to ever happen to the internet. Yes, it's a funny story about Nicki and Tom. Please let me know if any part made you laugh, I p...
Tom sits on the edge of his bed with sweaty hands. He picks up his phone and dials James. Not even one ring in, James instantly picks up.
"Welcome back, sister." James says in a voice that desperately tried to be seductive.
"Hi...it's Tom."
"I knew you'd call back."
"Listen, I've decided to take up your offer...I um...I left Nicki f-for you."
"Oh my god, it was that easy, wasn't it? No one can resist Sister James."
"I'll come down to your place to see you so we can finish the deal. Like you said you would."
"Perfect. Meet me at my house Wednesday at 3:00, and don't forget that engagement ring, sister."
"Oh don't worry, I won't."
"Excellent, see ya later sexy." James says. He hangs up.
Tom stares out his window at the busy city before him for a while, screwing the silencer onto his weapon, then he puts it in the side table drawer next to his bed and goes to sleep.
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It is now Wednesday afternoon. Tom flies to LA to confront James Charles. He pulls up outside of his house and walks up to the door, and knocks.
The door flies open and there stands James.
"Hi sister!" James says, giving Tom a hug that he was not ready for. He cringes, not wanting to catch any of James's cooties.
"Ugh you feel so strong daddy, have you been working out? Never mind that, come on in. We have business to discuss."
Tom reluctantly follows James into his house and has a seat with him in the living area.
"I'm so glad you could make it. We're going to have an amazing lifetime together." James squeals.
"Haha, yeaaah." Tom laughs nervously. "So, about Spider-Man—"
"I have it all taken care of. Like I said, you'll continue to play your precious Peter Parker until your contract expires. Then you can worry about pleasing me for the rest of your life. Doesn't that sound fun?" James says winking at Tom.
"Sure." Tom says unenthusiastically.
"Now, about our wedding. We'll be getting married in three days."
"Three days?! Why so soon?"
"Oh don't worry about it sister, it's totally covered. I've already invited everyone; Jeffree Star, Emma Chamberlain, and Tana Mongoose. I'll be wearing a custom Fashion Nova wedding gown I had made, and we'll be wedded at the YouTube Headquarters. Our honeymoon will be in Dubai where we'll thirst trap like Instagram baddies with pics of us at the beach all day, and then jerk each other off every single night! Ugh, I wish we could just skip the wedding and get to the honeymoon already." James says, growling like a Jaguar.
