Read my story bitch. I know I'm late AF but I decided to shoot my shot anyway cuz I'm bored and this is the funniest shit to ever happen to the internet. Yes, it's a funny story about Nicki and Tom. Please let me know if any part made you laugh, I p...
It's been 3 days since Tom killed James, and so far, no one in the world seems to have noticed. He nervously flipped through countless news channels, refreshed his twitter 'For You' page every 5 minutes, but nothing has come up. Nicki was right, no one was gonna miss that Mickey Mouse lookin' ass.
Not only in the past 3 days has Tom been as reclusive and paranoid as a hermit crab, he also finally saved Spider-Man. Tom's manager asked him when he'd be back in to film, he told him he'd be in today. He was feeling good, and ready to get back on track.
Tom walks into the set of Avengers again, this time in high spirits. The cast is doing table reading today, he finds everyone in the reading room, seated at the table.
"Iron Boy Jr! Good to have you back, buddy!" Robert Downey Jr. shouts.
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"Well its about time! Where have you been?" Scarlett Johansson asks.
"So you guys already know about that whole mess with Sony and Disney." Tom says.
"Yeah, we were informed. But hey we all tried calling and texting you to see how you were holding up, and you never responded to any of us, what have you been up to?" Mark Ruffalo asks.
Tom smiles as he drops his duffel bag and plops down into a chair.
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"I called Bob Iger, CEO of Disney, and persuaded him not to give up on a deal with Sony. And what do you know, they worked it out!"
Everyone claps and cheers for him.
"Motherfucker!" Samuel L. Jackson exclaimed with joy.
"It only happened because you're so charismatic." Chris Evans jokes.
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"True, but I simply used emotional intelligence. I'm a good negotiator." Tom flat-out lied.
In actuality; Tom got shitfaced in an attempt to forget about shooting James, then drunkenly called the CEO, crying and begging him to bring back Spiderman. And somehow, it worked.
"Wait a minute, what ever happened to that mystery guy?" Asks Chris Hemsworth.
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Tom pauses.
"W-what mystery guy?" he asks, nervously.
"You know, the one that tried to buy the rights or something? Your manager said you talked to him on the phone or something?"
"It was that famous James Charles boy, and Tom was pretty upset about it." Robert says.
"Thanks a lot, fuckface." Tom thinks.
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"So what happened with that deal?" Elizabeth Olsen asks.
"Don't worry about it guys, I took care of everything. There was never any deal with him." Tom assures everyone.
"But he wanted you to be his boyfr—"
"I said...I took care of it, Robert. And that's all...you need...to know. The deed is done, and we're all gonna forget about it, ok? Everything is fine." Tom says, smiling like a psycho with a tinge of anger in his voice.
Everyone suspiciously glances around at each other, then Tom gets out his script and they continue on with the table reading.
