Read my story bitch. I know I'm late AF but I decided to shoot my shot anyway cuz I'm bored and this is the funniest shit to ever happen to the internet. Yes, it's a funny story about Nicki and Tom. Please let me know if any part made you laugh, I p...
It is now the morning after Tom finally tapped them dummy thicc silicone cheeks for the first time ever. They went at it for 5 rounds til like 1 in the morning and then they both called it quits lmaooo.
Nicki had an amazing, incredible, breathtaking, tantalizing, spiritual, magical experience, it was everything she hoped it would be from him. He definitely had 'good form'. She had no idea he would be so big though, she could've sworn she saw more than 6 inches. The dick game craaaazy, she didn't know white boys could even have that much 🥴
Tom was practically swimming in the ass and tiddies, there was so much of it, probably more than he realized he could handle. The cookie was surprisingly as bomb as she says it is in her songs, she wasn't lying after all, tbh. And even though she was inexperienced, she seemed to know exactly what to do.
Tom is totally and completely on cloud nine, not a thing in the world can kill his vibe. He could probably even take on Thanos all by himself...if that motherfucker was actually real.
Nicki was passed out in the bed still, but Tom was downstairs in the living room watching Mickey Mouse Clubhouse.
Nicki finally wakes up and stretches. She smiles when she remembers what went down last night, she didn't know if she was even gonna be able to get out of bed. She sits up and groans, scratching her tangled up weave, and studying her body. She has bite marks and hickeys in conspicuous areas on her body, but she ain't even bothered.
"Damn, it still smell like badussy in here." She says smelling the room.
She looks down and sees her ripped up $12,000 bra and thong on the floor, along with his used condom.
"Zamn Zaddy..." she exclaims. Tom practically turned into the Hulk last night trying to get in on her shit, but it was super duper hawt.
"Oh well. Christian Dior can just make me another set." She giggles as she grabs her Valentino bathrobe. She gets up and wobbles to the bathroom, feeling like she just rode a damn horse for 12 hours. She washes her face and brushes her teeth, then pulls her hair back and puts on a t shirt and sweats, and heads downstairs.
Nicki walks into the living room, causing Tom to stir and frantically fumble the remote around in his hands. He quickly changes the channel to ESPN, even though he's British and doesn't give two shits about American sports.
"Oh, good morning darling! Haha, h-hows it going?" He asks nervously.
"It's going fan-fuckin-tastic." She says sitting on the couch next to him. "You know how to turn a bitch out."
"I should be saying the same thing to you. For a virgin, you sure are a slut." Tom says, adding finger guns.
"What?"
"....That sounded better in my head."
"So you think I did okay, forreal?"
"You did more than ok. You got cakes for days, darling, and you must've read a lot of Cosmopolitan or something. I just hope I made your first time worth it."
"It was so special Tom. It was more than Kenneth or Safaree or Meek or Nas or even Lil Wayne and Drake would've ever done for me. Thank you." Nicki blushes, kissing him on the cheek.
"Maybe we can...squeeze in another sesh before we have to part ways?" Tom asks, such a horny little shit.
"I don't know if I can recover in time for that, you got me all types of fucked up, daddy." She says smiling.
She walks into the kitchen to get breakfast.
"Well shit....I really did that to her, huh?" Tom asks himself. He shrugs and puts the channel back on Disney Junior.
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Later that evening Tom and Nicki go on a date to a boujee restaurant in town. They look fresh to death as usual. They order their food and then converse.
"I really wish this wasn't one of our last night's together." Nicki says, disappointed.
"Don't worry about it darling, we'll see each other again soon. You'll only be touring for 2 months, we get holiday breaks, and then we can relax for as long as we want until I have to start filming for Far Away From Home."
"I know baby but I just hate being away from you, I wish I could take you with me."
"I do too, but just think of how much you love seeing your fans go stupid when you do Itty Bitty Piggy."
"I do love watching those unstable, psychotic, gay Barbz that always get front row tickets to my shows when I do that song. Ugh, but I'll still miss you." Nicki says, pouting and crossing her arms.
Tom thinks to himself.
"You know Nicki, you're one of the best girlfriends I've ever had, and I'm not just saying that because I've only had one other girlfriend who was a bitch, or the fact that you let me dick you down last night." Tom confesses.
Nicki blushes and shoos her hand at him.
"Oh staaahp." She says coyly.
"And we've only been going out for almost a year now. But I have to ask you something important, even if it's considerably too soon."
Nicki's heart stops. Tom gets up from his seat and kneels down in front of her. He pulls a little blue box out from his pocket and opens it.
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Inside is a $45,000 Tiffany diamond engagement ring that glistens in Nicki's welling eyes. She is in disbelief, is he really doing this right now?
"Onika Tanya Maraj, will you be my lifetime boo?" Tom asks.
Nicki wipes the tears from her eyes and chuckles.
"Oh my god Tom, of course I will! Yes!"
Tom gets up and hugs her tightly, then takes her hand and slides the ring on her finger.
"It's too beautiful. Why would you do this so soon, I have to tour and everything. I can't believe you want me to marry you!" She exclaims.
"I know, I know. While I was away I was thinking about us, I might not ever find another girl like you who can totally rock my world and fill me with joy every time I see them, and I know it feels too sudden but, I can't help it. I think you're the one. My true love." Tom says, choking up.
"Awww Tommy, you're my true love, I love you sooo much." Nicki cries as she goes to hug him again. She knew that it was the right decision for the both of them, and she believed that life would be a beautiful breeze from now on......
