Read my story bitch. I know I'm late AF but I decided to shoot my shot anyway cuz I'm bored and this is the funniest shit to ever happen to the internet. Yes, it's a funny story about Nicki and Tom. Please let me know if any part made you laugh, I p...
Disclaimer: Hey skinties (sorry I don't know what to call y'all💀), I apologize for keeping y'all waiting for more chapters, I started a new job back in October and I've been busy af, gotta get that bag 😂 I finally started writing new chapters but I promise I won't rush them or make them crappy and short lol. Because of this one, I had to change up the ending of Roman Resurrected a little bit but it's all good. Enjoy! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The girls all wake up around the same time the next morning, and descend downstairs into Beyoncé's kitchen. Beyoncé is already there, feeding Rumi and Sir in their high chairs, while Blue Ivy scribbles in a coloring book and watches tv, and Beyoncé's personal chefs prepare breakfast. She looks up and smiles at the girls.
"I see my internal alarm spell worked. I thought y'all bitches would never wake up on time, so I performed it last night before we all went to bed, just to be safe. Come on, breakfast is almost ready." Beyoncé says.
"I'm still tired." Meg says, cranky.
"Tough titties, hot girl." Beyoncé scoffs.
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"That's ok, Meg. At least we got some sleep last night, Beyoncé doesn't get any sleep from all of Jay's snoring." Solange smirks at her sister.
"Actually, I take care of that too." Beyoncé says.
"You have a spell for snoring?" Normani asks.
"No. I just stick a clothespin on his nose. Works every time." She shrugs.
The girls all sit together at the table.
"Have you checked on Roman, did he escape?" Normani asks.
"Nah, that fool is still sleeping and mumbling." Beyoncé says, pointing her thumb to the secret lair.
"Can I go see Aunt Nicki now?" Blue Ivy asks.
"Ask me again and you'll never carry out my legacy." Beyoncé snaps.
Blue bugs her eyes and goes back to coloring in her book.
Suddenly, Jay Z walks into the kitchen.
"Aheh heh heh, yeah, uh huh, mornin' ladies, what's happenin', hah hah, Brooklyn!" He says, chucking up the Roc-A-Fella Records hand sign.
Chloe x Halle- Ew
Solange- Get out.
Rihanna- Bye.
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