The Adventures Of The Gulaman Queen

Maykol's Bortdey

Eto at birthday pala ni Maykol tapos kasayaw ko si Kaloy.. Heaven ^o^ Nainis nalang ako bigla kasi si Lucio na hindi na amoy putok biglang panira kakanta sila ng Long Way Home. Ang boring ng buhay ko kasi boring ang Author ko! Imagine, binaback stab sya ng halos lahat ng kaklase nya tas 7:00pm sya umuuwi tapos kakatapos lang ng NCAE nila tapos dahil sa NCAE na un ayun! Karoom nya ang crush nya na itago nalang natin sa pangalang Prince Hanz <3 tapos ngayon kinikilig sya kay Maykol dahil nanguha sya ng Oolong Tea sa tatay nya tapos nilagyan nya ng asukal, coffee mate kasi walang gatas at gulaman dahil peyburit nya nga ang gulaman. Tapos kanina muntikan pa sila ma-guidance nung friends nya kasi pinag-face off nila si Sir Quiambao, Sir Colecha, Sir Capoquian at Sir Wilber kung sino daw mas bakla ang lakad tapos nahuli sila like WTF,....

Teka bat ba ako nagkukwento? Kasi kasayaw ko sana si Kaloy andaming umepal eh!

*Insert the cherry mobile phone ringtone ni Author* inilabas ko ang aking iPhone 5s na binili ko kay Maykol tapos ayun! May nag-text!

From: Jekeb<3

Hi Lei :) asan ka? Gala naman tayo oh!

To: Jekeb<3

Jekeb nandito ako sa party ni Maykol mamaya nalang tayo gumala o kaya bukas busy ako.

Tapos.... *Insert ate sa comercial's voice* Ay! Ay! Ay! Ay! Ay!

(Sent to Kaloy)

Juice ko! Tinignan ko si Kaloy na hawak ang kanyang 3310 na parang nanlumo. Nilapitan ko na sasabihin ko nalang na wrong sent.

"Uy Kaloy pasensya na wrong send!" -Me

"Ok lang! Tara kanta nalang tayo!" -Kaloy

"Tara tara! Kantahan natin si Maykol!" -Me

"Oy maykol makinig ka!" Sigaw ni Kaloy tapos itinigil nya ang paglalandi kay Juju.

"Oo Maykol kakantahan ka namin ni Kaloy duet kami!" -Me

Kaloy: You can be the peanut butter to my jelly

You can be the butterflies I feel in my belly

You can be the captain and I can be your first mate

You can be the chills that I feel on our first date

Me: You can be the hero and I can be your side kick

You can be the tear that I cry if we ever split

You can be the rain from the cloud when it's stormin'

Or you can be the sun when it shines in the mornin'

Don't know if I could ever be

Without you 'cause boy you complete me

Kaloy: And in time I know that we'll both see

That we're all we need

[Hook 2:]

'Cause you're the apple to my pie (pie)

You're the straw to my berry (berry)

You're the smoke to my high (high)

And you're the one I wanna marry (marry)

Kaming dalawa: 'Cause you're the one for me (for me)

And I'm the one for you (for you)

You take the both of us (of us)

And we're the perfect two

We're the perfect two

We're the perfect two

Baby me and you

We're the perfect two