Bnha x reader lemons & oneshots

💙Running away from cops with Shinso and author chan💙

It's my birthday so here's a oneshot Shinso special full of crack.

Wee woo say happy birthday pls 🎉

"Bet £10 I can get the cashier's number" Y/N smirked to Shinso, who was wondering why the hell they were in McDonald's at 3 am.

"Bet £20 I can fuck your dad" Author-chan added, Y/N cringed.

"Boi-"

"You owe me £20, Shinso" Author-chan finger gunned, Shinso made an 'oof' sound.

"Aizawa isn't my fucking dad you THOT" Shinso made the Iida signature hand movement.

"He is kinda hot though" Y/N rubbed her chin and bit her lip like an e-girl.

"I once slept in his sleeping bag, they smelt weird" Y/N cringed in disgust.

"They smell like weed" Shinso tiredly mumbled.

"How do you know what weed smells like Shinsou?!" Author-chan yelled.

"What-NO!"

"FUCKING EXPOSED" Y/N shouted.

"Hurry up and order you crackheads" Shinso groaned.

"No u" Y/N mumbled inaudibly, Shinso cringed.

"Should I get a happy meal?" Author-chan asked.

"You're not 10, gayass" Shinso scolded.

"Let the woman get a happy meal you purple looking furry" Y/N retorted sassily, snapping her fingers.

"Wow-rude yall bully me" Shinso growled, taking out his wallet.

"I'm going to the poo poo room" Y/N stomped away to do her business in the toilets.

"Did she just say poo poo?" Author-chan questioned.

"Uh oh stinky" Shinso wheezed, Author-chan fucking had a seizure from laughing.

Five minutes later Shinso and Author-chan were finally at the front of the line, waiting for Y/N.

"She's taking a big old shite ain't she" Shinso grumbled tiredly, wanting food.

"Guys- FUCKING RUN!" Y/N shrieked, running out of the bathroom and through the front door.

Shinso and Author-chan watched her nyoom off before seeing a security guard at the bathroom.

"Ah shit" Author-chan mumbled.
"Here we go again" Shinso finished before the sped off behind Y/N.

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"Y/N FOR THE LAST TIME, KISSING RANDOM BABIES IS ASSAULT" Shinso exclaimed really loudly, trying to dodge the cop cars across the street.

"IT WAS LIKE A SMALLER VERSION OF LEVI ACKERMAN I WASN'T GOING TO IGNORE IT!" Y/N squealed, huffing as she ran.

"THAT'S THE THIRD TIME THIS WEEK YOU RAT" Author-chan panted, being the unfit rat she is.

"SO?!" Y/N squealed.

"IT'S TUESDAY" Shinso wacked the h/c haired girl on the back of the head.

The sirens grew louder as they turned each street.

"Oh we're so fucked" Shinso grunted

"I'M NOT GETTING ARRESTED AGAIN!" Author-chan ran faster.

"The hell this bitch mean 'AGAIN?!'" Y/N cringed and continued running.

"You need to shut your Karen-looking-ass up because this is YOUR FUCKING FAULT!" Shinso yelled and Y/N dramatically weeped.

"YEAH! If you're gonna assault someone, at least kidnap them first" Author-chan said.

"Yeah- wAiT what the fuck!-" Shinso wheezed.

"Author-chan spilling the tea ☕️ "  Y/N sipped dramatically.

"Hi, how are ya~" Author-chan acted sassily, waving like Jeffree star.

"cRiNge, are you gonna start fortnite dancing too?" Shinso asked sarcastically, physically feeling himself get weak from their gayness.

"maybe if we hype dance it will assert our dominance against the police-"

"SHUT THE HELL UP"