Bnha x reader lemons & oneshots

💙Bakusquad x F!Reader💙 (P3) back at it again

Oop here we are again, just gonna say now this whole bakusquad and reader is STRICTLY 💙
No lemons in this, because then you'd have to vote for who to choose and that's so many chapters. We stick with the crack, cool? Cool.

"Back at it again at Krispy Kreams" Denki howls as he bring in popcorn.

"Why is the popcorn fucking burned?" Bakugou growled, taking a handful of the popcorn and throwing it back at Denki.

"It tastes crispy, it's like you're eating Bakugou" Y/N teases, slurping the popcorn with a straw to everyone's confusion.

"Y/N, what the fuck are you-"

"I know straws are bad for the environment, damn vsco girls" Y/N mumbled, rolling her eyes as she slurped.

"YOU DON'T EAT POPCORN WITH A STRAW DUMBASS" Bakugou yelled, throwing popcorn at Y/N.

"Don't shout at a lady, that's unmanly" Kirishima scolded Bakugou, who growled in response.

"YeAh! Let me eat how I wanna!-"

"No...it's still weird, please stop" Kirishima pleaded, wondering how the hell she wasn't dead, the weird cunt.

"Can we start the damn game?" Sero whined.

"Y/N blowing on straws like how she blows on-" Mina was interrupted by a certain E-girl.

"I KNOW YOU AIN'T BOUT TO EXPOSE MY ASS"

~~~

"Ikea man, truth or dare?" Mina directed to Sero, who was quaking.

"Truth, I ain't tryna get clapped" Sero rolled his eyes.

"Yo! Yo! I got one!" Denki raised his hand childishly.

"Calm the fuck down, pikashit" Bakugou growled, sipping his Pepsi.

"Alright rat, what is your question?" Sero exclaimed confidently, Denki smugly rubbed his hands together.

'You gon' make me act up, you gon' make me do something I'm gon' regret' Denki thought, like the tiktok boy he was.

"You into bondage?" Denki wiggled his brows and Sero fucking WHEEZED.

"W-wha-" Kirishima went 👀

"PFFFT! IMAGINE FLAT FACE BEING KINKY!" Bakugou burst out in laughter.

"No..." Sero growled, everyone looked away in disappointment.

"...unless?"

"Fuck!" Y/N growled, passing £10 to a smirking Mina, Denki also adding to that pile.

"Hehehe, Mina making that moolah" Mina said, fanning herself with her bet money.

"YOU MADE BETS ABOUT HIS KINKS?!-"

"Yeah! That's kind of rude-"

"WITHOUT ME?!" Bakugou interrupted Kiri with a yell.

"Yall are gay" Sero mumbled.

"no u"

~~~

"Ok Hardboi, truth or dare?~" Sero said, grinning mischievously.

"Stop grinning like that...you look like the octopus from assassination classroom..." Kirishima said which triggered Y/N's inner weeb.

"HOLY SHIT YOU KNOW ABOUT KORO-SENSEI"

"Aw shit, here we go again" Bakugou began aggressively slurping his drink.

Y/N then gave them a 20 minute lecture about why Karma Akabane was a daddy.

"Why are we here?..." Mina mumbled subconsciously.

"Just to suffer?" Denki whined, running out of iced tea to drink.