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💙Vampire!Jirou x Reader💙 just pissing off jirou

((GENDER NEUTRAL))

"So...the outfit wasn't for the aesthetic?" You asked Jirou, who was confessing her biggest secret to you.

"I tell you I'm a vampire and you're still making fun of my clothes?" Jirou grumbled, popping a vein.

"I mean...I thought you were just edgy" you mumbled incoherently and she scoffed.

"My outfit style isn't 'edgy', it's how I like to dress" Jirou said, rubbing her temples.

"Do you like drink blood and stuff?" You questioned, surprisingly calm.

"Yes, but not enough to kill people" Jirou responded.

"Periods must be tough, right?" You asked, chuckling to yourself.

"That's disgusting, and I don't get periods, most vampires can't really reproduce" Jirou explained and you nodded.

"Are you the only vampire? Are you immortal? Can you eat garlic bread?" You ranted excitedly.

"No, yes and no" Jirou replied and you gave an exaggerated gasp.

"Being immortal can be a shock but-"

"You can't eat garlic bread?!"

Jirou paused and then sighed.

"Does that really matter?" She grumbled to you and your eyes starting becoming watery.

"That's so sad...you can't e-eat garlic bread" you quietly sobbed and she just stared at you dead-faced.

"You're an idiot" she scoffed.

"So who else is a vampire?" You asked and she lifted her phone from her pocket.

"Todoroki, Momo, Iida...that one Shindo kid from another school" she listed, trying to remember the names.

"Do vampires have orgies?" You asked.

"What?" She deadpanned.

"Who the hell told you that?" Jirou hissed in confusion.

"Idk I just thought vampires were kinky and stuff..." you mumbled with a red face.

Jirou just stared at you in annoyance, rubbing her temples.

"Most vampire movies have orgies...now I'm kind of disappointed" you sadly said.

"We live on blood, not sex. Stop reading fanfiction" Jirou demanded.

'Oh, if only she knew' you thought.

"So, can you tell if girls are on their period?" You asked wide-eyed.

"No, that would be weird" She growled and you sighed.

"So...have you and Momo ever like...." You proceeded to make very lewd hand gestures.

"W-what the- NO! I have never done anything like that!" Jirou hissed in a flustered fit.

"Pfft, virgin" you mumbled with a chuckle.

"W-who are you calling a virgin?!" Jirou yelled.

"Not Momo, clearly" you laughed.

"Don't be stupid, vampires don't date each other" Jirou stated and you pouted.

"That sucks, would've been fun to watch- OW!" You squealed as Jirou hit you on the head.

"Pervert" Jirou said and you chuckled.