Avengers Imagines

Unicorn (Thor Odinson)

Summary: After playing truth or dare you discover that he has a crush on you. To show you his affection, he buys you a 'unicorn'.

Prompts: -"Am I your lockscreen?" "You weren't supposed to see that."
-"You can't just strap a paper horn on a dog and say it's a unicorn!"

"Alright Thor, tell me something you like about Y/n?" Nat asked. You and the Avengers were playing truth or dare. It was Thor's turn and he chose truth. All of them knew he liked you, except you. He flirted with you before, but you always thought it's normal, since he did with the others.

"Just one? Her small boobs" he boldly admitted.

"Thor!" You yelled.

"Wow, that escalated quickly!" Tony remarked.

"Okay, I think we should move on" he tried to spin the bottle but Tony stopped him.

"No, that's when it gets better. Just watch and listen" Tony lied back and waited for you to confront him.
"That was blunt! But this is what the game is for. How did you know that?" Nat questioned.

"Uhm, it's obvious. I mean if you look you can see-".

"Thor, you're only making the situation worse" you rubbed your forehead.

"I don't understand-" he was confused.

"So you admit, that you were checking her out and looking places you shouldn't be?" Nat smirked as she continued the interrogation.

"I- uh- probably?" He was still clueless.

"Nat, you should stop! You're not making this any better, either. I'm with Cap, let's move on" it wasn't like you didn't like him too, it's just awkward talking about things like that in front of all of them, specially Tony, since he liked to tease and mock you.

"No, you have to confront him" Tony pouted like a little child, I mean he technically is, at least in his mind.

—-

Days passed and you totally forgot about what happened that night, until his phone rang. He was sitting on the couch and left his phone on the counter table where you were eating cereal.

"Someone is calling you" you informed him as his screen was turned on and you saw yourself as his background picture. He quickly stood up, took the phone and when he saw who was calling, he rejected the call.

"Am I your lockscreen?" You were surprised.

"You weren't supposed to see that." He told you.

"Does that mean it's true?".

"What is?".

"What they say?".

"What who says?".

"Nat, Tony and the others".

"What do they say?".

"That you uhm have a crush on me" you informed him.

"To be honest, it is true what they say".

"Is that so?" You nodded your head and pursed your lips together.

"Yes" he looked down as if he was ashamed.

"Well, if it makes you feel any better, I like you too" you confessed.

"What? Are you serious?" He couldn't believe what you just said.

"Yeah, 100%".

"Then why didn't you say so before?".

"That's a good question, I don't know. Why haven't you said anything before?".

"Same as you" he crossed his arms "so, uhm- what now?".

"That's even a better question. The answer still remains the same, I don't know".

"Oh, for Christ's sake just kiss!" Tony got frustrated after apparently listening to the whole conversation.

"I guess we do what he just told us to do, so he doesn't kick us out of here" Thor suggested and gave you a big smile.

"I guess so" the two of you stood there in silence waiting for the other to make a move.

"Should I come and push you or will you do it on your own?" Tony was still standing there. And then Tony leaned over and placed a kiss on your lips.

—-

"Thor what is this?" He had called you from your room to surprise you.

"I know you like unicorns, so I bought you one" he said with a big smile on his face.

"You can't just strap a paper horn on a dog and say it's a unicorn!" You chuckled.

"Can't I, though?".

"No".

"But you have to admit, he's still cute and looks like a unicorn".

"He's cute, alright. But no, he doesn't look like a unicorn".

"Of course he does, just look at him" he tried to convince you.

"I am looking at him. Thor, do you even know how a unicorn looks like?".

"Yes, of course. He has one horn and poops rainbows".

"And is white and looks like a horse".

"Says who?".

"Uhm, I don't know. The person who invented it".

You kept arguing until you gave up and admitted that the dog looks like a unicorn.