Things Sammy Says Pt.2

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"Sammy: Could you move please? I'm being polite ok!
Chan: Be more polite.
Sammy: HOW DO I DO THAT???"

"This, this is my thing, and this thing will stay mine until the end of time." *hugging Changbin*

"Yeri said girls are hot and I agree but I'll add on, boys are hot."

"Honorifics be damned between me and Yeri."

"Yeri is a queen and people need to appreciate her voice more like, excuse me? How can you miss out on talent?"

"Yuna is my baby sister and I will love and protect her."

"ALDJAPKENDISKNDBD BTS COMEBACK! Oh God I'm gonna get bias wrecked by Jin-Hyung and Yoongi-Hyung again... Pray for my soul ARMYs and Stays!"

"STREAM BLACK SWAN! BEST SONG! SONG OF THE YEAR. Sorry I don't make the rules."

"Okay but listen to Answer again and try telling me it isn't a bop. I will smack you."

*being squished by Chan* "This is fine."

"If I ever get to go to LA in the near future I'm gonna go to the high school I graduated from and ask my teachers if they recognize me. Then I'll ask the students if they know me and if they don't well.. I don't know what I'll do."

"Los Angeles, the place where you can experience a nice sunburn because you fell asleep at the beach. Ouch, put some Aloe on that."

"I'm sorry but did I ask for your opinion?"

"SEUNGMIN I SWEAR TO GOD!"

"Jeongin is my baby even if he denies it."

"Listen- *gets tagged* we can talk this out."

"Stays believe I'm gay. I will neither confirm nor deny. Live your dreams in your head. Don't ask me if I'm dating so and so. It's weird."

"Jin-Hyung said Worldwide Handsome. Stan beauty."

"Why are all of GOT7 Sunbae's so attractive like I wish I was Jackson-Hyung he's so Ugh wow look at that." *shows picture of Jackson smiling* "Pure art."

"I don't think I've mentioned this but I'm hot."

"I wanna dye my hair purple because I Purple BTS Sunbae's."

"When I first met Jungkook, he was a baby... and technically so was I, but I looked matured. He still looked like a kid... honestly I think it's switched. He looks like an adult and now I look like a kid. Jungkook give me back my maturity!"

"For a guy who produces without sleep you don't look like absolute trash." *to Chan*

"Wow~ Our Bang Channie is so handsome! Look at his dimples!"

"Sammy: For a guy who created Wow you're pretty gay.
Changbin: Says the guy who freaks out over every male idol on the planet!
Sammy: I mean... you're not wrong..."

"Ok but listen to this.... Stanning ATEEZ."

"You're mind it amazes me." *at Felix being an idiot.*

"Irene-Noona said I was pretty after yesterday's show. Noona watches our videos... *shocked pikachu face*"

"Chan: You're cute.
Sammy: I'm more than cute, I'm handsome, beautiful, elegant, sexy-
Chan: Just take the compliment."

"*heavy sarcasm* I love being carried around like a rag doll. Hey Chan can you please put me down?
Chan: No. You'll run off again."

"Stay: You're so pretty!
Sammy: Aww thank you, but you're prettier!
Chan: Oh so you accept her compliment but not mine?"

"So if Chan's Daddy what am I? Mommy?"

"*on Vlive* Ok, ok, ok.... I can't believe that 3Racha have a whole studio like, yeah three people one studio kinda uncomfy, but come on JYP it's A HUGE BUILDING!!! Companies can also BUY more than ONE building to house MORE than ONE artist. Stop being stingy and give us solo studios. I wanna work on music by myself without having to worry about Han being like Hey Hyung you working on music? No? I found this. And then he proceeds to play a demo I recorded and then gets all upset about it. I RECORDED IT BECAUSE OF STRESS!! STRESS RECORDING IS A THING!!! LEAVE ME BEEEEEE. *whiny and pouty*"

"I hate seafood... leave me be. Salmon and fish sticks are nice but shrimp leave me alone. Ugh. Maybe I'm privileged but come on seafood ugh."

"LA's nice I guess...."

"LA may be my home but... man am I feeling like I'd rather have been born in Australia when I see crap bout America... my president looks like an orange. I'm not proud of that."

"Why is Yuna so cute!!! Ahhh look at her! Go baby sis!!"

"Yeji... is.... a.... QUEEN!!!"

"Chungha can step on me... No, but seriously she can."

"YASSS QUEEN SLAYYYYY!"

"Why does Wonho-Sunbae look like a Greek God?"

"Jungkook and Jimin-Hyung, I'm convinced, are Greek Gods. All of BTS really."

"*taking selfies* Wow! I look ugly in all of these... ew delete."

"*pictures with Changbin* Aw we look cute. I'm saving this as my home screen."

"I WANT TO SQUISH HIS CHEEKS HE'S SO CUTEEEEE!!!"

"J.... Y.... P.... GIVE ME A STUDIO! Stays help me in this. There are so many pros! Han doesn't steal my music, I get privacy when mixing and recording, I have my own personal haven, stress free zone, I don't have to worry about Han coming in unannounced cause I WILL PAD LOCK MY DOOR so he doesn't get in, if I have to...."

"*reading comments* Why do you go after Hannie when talking about getting a studio? Han.... He likes to mess with me. I generally have a lot of patience when it comes to Stray Kids annoying me but Han... He effortlessly annoys me. Like sometimes he'll come into the bedroom screaming while I'm sleeping and wake me up and now I'm startled awake and worried and he'll laugh and be like, 'Oh Hyung, I just wanted to make sure you were awake!' And leaves!!! Not even Seungmin does that!"

"Guys, Jisung, give him lots of love. He's so cute! *pokes cheeks*"

"I may say that Jisung is annoying but I truly adore the kid. He's annoying but he's cute."

"Why are you so cute? *at puppy aka Seungmin* "

"Listen to GFriend- Ohhhh I forgot I promised I would! *blasts GFriend*"

"I know the law, I just don't follow it. *proceeds to post some pictures about Irene's debut only to get them taken down*"

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