Things Sammy Says Pt.5

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"Sammy: Who's a better leader. Hiccup or Shiro?
Chan: What are you talking about?
Sammy: Hiccup Haddock The Third and Takashi Shirogane!
Chan: Both??
Sammy: Hmm. Good point."

"Haters: Sammy is gay.
Sammy: Whatever you wanna believe. *shrugs*"

"That's so 2010, ew get it away."

"Homophobes- EWWW! Transphobia- EWWWWWW! Racism- EWWWWWWWWWW!"

"Fan: You're such a wonderful beautiful person Sammy!
Sammy: *tearing up* I'm n-not emotional! Y-you're emotional!"

"Klance or Allurance? Definitely Klance even though DreamWorks gave us Allura and Lance. Man it should have been Lance and Keith! Everyone was voting for it too! Allurance is cliche. Boy meets girl. Girl has huge destiny and in the end dies and boy ends up depressed for the rest of his life! It's too cliche! I mean Klance is cliche too but AT LEAST THEY WOULD HAVE BEEN ABLE TO BE TOGETHER FORVER! DREAMWORKS WHYYYYY!"

"I root for the gays because we don't get enough LGBTQ+ representation in the media! KLANCE KLANCE REVOLUTION BABY!!!"

"Is it just me or is that guy kinda cute."

"OMG SHE'S SO CUTE!"

"I love kids. *seconds later* I love MY kids."

"I'm the mother and that means I get to mother you all around. Now don't mess with me while I'm in the kitchen."

"Polyamory? Ohh well me, Changbin, Chan— not what you meant? Ok then...."

"I am a total mess! Look at my hair!"

"I wanna paint my face in the rainbow for pride! No no! The Pansexual flag! Yeah!"

"Sammy: It could be gayer...
Felix: Did you just quote Thomas Sanders?
Sammy: Yes, yes I did. He's the Queer King. Now shush I need to go binge Sander Sides."

"Sammy: I wanna meet Mark and Jack and tell them how much I love what they're doing!
Chan: You could ask JYP to-
Sammy: I COULD ASK JYP! CHRIS YOU'RE A GENIUS! But wait... that's like using the 'I'm popular' card and I don't like that. *pout*"

"Sammy: Sleep who? I dunno her. Sleep is for the weak!
Chan: You're on your third expresso Huh?
Sammy: *nods* I feel as if I could fight God!!
Chan: Nope... we're not doing that."

"Seungmin: Hyung what are you doing?
Sammy: I'm relaxing.
Seungmin: By laying on Changbin-Hyung?
Sammy: Yes.
Changbin: Help me!
Sammy: Shhh. You're fine.
Seungmin: *slowly walking away*"

"(Reading comment) I don't understand why transgender people are so hated on. They're wonderful beautiful people like the rest of you. They not freaks.
Sammy: I... this is beautiful! Thank you I appreciate your support for the Transgender community because my friend Sophie is transgender. I love her so much and to know you support them makes me happy. I'll tell her that you support them!"

"Hater: Ew Sammy advocates for homosexuals? Ew.
Sammy: I can tell that you have nothing better to do than go after me for being brave and supporting a taboo topic in South Korea. Alright now gays let's go petition for Same-Sex Marriage, again!"

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If I offended anyone with the transgender comment I'm sorry I'm not completely educated and if you could educate me that would be wonderful! I love you all and you are all valid. Educate me if I said something wrong and I will fix it. ~ Kiki

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